Douche Bag Mikey

1. An overprotective man who thinks the world is out to hack into his server running off of a dialup connection and a 200MHz processor.

2. Can't tell where the man ends and his boss begins!

This guy is so anal, we might as well call him Douche Bag Mikey.

by Uh... June 26, 2003

douche bag

Any idiot who chooses to hide behind someone else's name while expressing a personal opinion of which that same idiot is too cowardly to take ownership...

someone who is making scurrilous remarks and ascribing them to ME.
See douche bag variants...

by Dan Hunnel May 30, 2005

douche bag

Someone who think they own the universe just because they don't know what the real world looks like through a medium other than the computer monitor.

That Mike is such a douche bag, he hasn't gotten off his computer in 3 months.

by Jadler April 14, 2006

douche bag mcfaggins

usually refers to yeti

yeti your such a douche bag mcfaggins

by Kanaan is the shit January 10, 2008

King Douche bag

A person who is the king of all douche bag

Sebastian
King Douche bag

by Claymore124 April 11, 2014

douche bag move

the act of talking someone out of taking the last of something; then proceeding to take that item for yourself

Blake: Dude, you can't take that Coke it's his last one!

Taylor: Ooh, yeah man your right that would be kinda fucked up, I'll put it back

Blake: (Grabs Coke that was just put back and starts chugging it)

Taylor: Woah dude, WHAT A DOUCHE BAG MOVE!!!!

by WestHillzH1 February 2, 2008

douche bag

The guy on the other side of the bar giving creepy looks at the girls you are sitting with. Usually he will mistake your talking about him as being interested. This person may delusionally follow women to the restroom and wait for them to come out. He will probably run to the bartender whining like a little kid when he gets totally C-Blocked when you protect your friend by waiting with him.

Geneva says: Why does that guy keep staring at me?? He's got creepy eyes!
Tony says: Because he's a douche bag!

A little later..

Tony says: That douche bag just followed Geneva to the bathroom.
Lynn says: Go over there quick!

by caponet1 May 9, 2007