bajookie dookie

not pleasant to look at; ugly ; unattractive

Gosh Nick is so bajookie dookie.

by the bad dick November 15, 2016

Dookie love

The act of walking behind someone and sticking your finger up their butt hole through their pants.

I just dookie loved that guy in the club!

by Dookenit April 24, 2011

dooky stain

a large brown spot on your underwear usually caused by poop.

"gym class"- mac has dooky stained whity tidies-bob- haha ! mac has dooky stains!! -mac- ooh nooo i forgot to wipe:( bad case of dooky stains.d

by thatoneguy? July 17, 2011

What-a-dookie

A variation on the phrase, what it do, commonly used as a greeting, with "Not shit" being the only acceptable response.

Correct usage.
Me: Yo, nigga, what-a-dookie?
My nigga: Not shit.

Incorrect usage.
Me: What-a-dookie, nigga?
Square: Oh, nothing much.
Me: Man, that shit's wack. What the fuck kinda answer is that? *slap*

by Timmy McNignuts January 31, 2008

Dookie butter

The mixture of semen and 💩 poop

Randy and Billie exchanged dookie butter practicing for the felching festival.

by A-Pdiddy™ February 7, 2019

Fortune Dookie

When one saves their fortunes after eating Chinese food, and deposits them carefully into a floating turd left unflushed in a toilet. The "topper" to this haneous act is to pull the paper from the roll without tearing it, wiping the ass after defacation, and rerolling the paper for a secondary victim to discover later on.

Missy was unhappy with her General Tso's Chicken, so she left a Fortune Dookie for the establishment to deal with.

by Eman1187 May 7, 2009

dookie howser

The act of sandwiching a fresh steamy piece of fecal matter between the married ass-cheeks of one partner and the second (female or fat "man-tittie" endowed) partner's tits.

Ass to boob poop-fucking.

Last night I was banging this chick, and she was like, "give me a 'doogie howser,'" and I was like, "what the hell is that?" "NO," she said, "a DOOKIE HOWSER -- as in HOUSING a DOOKIE!"

by Neal Patrick Harris, MD January 31, 2009