donkey

An Irish man or woman who just acts really fucking Irish.

That donkey mick bastard had sex with the dog again!

by NickiG February 5, 2004

donkey dragon

Whilst spit roasting a girl, orally and anally, the ultimate enjoyment for both males is to perform the "donkey dragon". By simultaneously reaching climax, both males proceed to perform a combination of a donkey punch and cum dragon which will see the recipient (girl) smacked on the back of the head by both males. This will not only force the lady to clench her anal cavity tightening the orgasm for the “anal giver” but cause her to choke on the “oral receivers” cum which in turn will spray from her nose dragon’esk . Thus achieving the perfect end to a dirty deed. The Donkey Dragon.

Steve:Hey Andy, you almost ready to blow?...
Andy: Sure am Steve, lets "donkey dragon" this Mother!

by Big AJ May 9, 2006

donkey deep

New Zealand slang for being heavily involved, usually in a contentious matter. May be a reference to either a stinking pile of donkey shit or a reference to the length of a donkey's huge cock.

The Prime Minister is donkey deep in the funding issue.

by JackNZ October 28, 2008

Donkey Kong Wrap

When one wraps their genitalia in plastic wrap and firmly rests said genitals onto the face of a friend's firstborn child.

Tim made me listen to that fucking DK rap again, so I'm gonna drop a hella sick donkey kong wrap on little junior's face, nigga!

by Anal Safari August 24, 2009

all over it like a donkey on a waffle

To make an act one's top priority, much like scarfing free breakfast would be for a donkey, were it confronted by an unattended waffle. Usage of the phrase implies some amount of immediacy or urgency to the performance of the act.

Boss: Can you get that done by noon?
You: I'm all over it like a donkey on a waffle.
Boss: Hell yeah.

by David Joy June 1, 2007

donkey tail

the male equivalent of a camel toe.

Man, these boxers are too tight. They're starting to give me a donkey tail.

by ariel.is.awesome January 26, 2011

donkey tongue

When a guy sits down and his junk creates a noticeable bulge in his pants; Looks like a donkey that’s passed out with its tongue hanging out of the side of its mouth; A male camel toe.

You should see this photo I have from my buddy’s wedding. Anderino Panderini is sitting down in these tight tux pants and he’s got a major donkey tongue.

by K-Pa March 4, 2005