Derek Lowe 

Shitty sinkerballer for the red Sox. He likes too suck gigantic gorrila penis. He has a beard so nobody notices the gorilla cum on his mouth. He always blows and is fucking the Red Sox as we speak. He especially enjoys licking the hair off the testicles of donkeys

Joe:Did you get some Derek Lowe last night
Sean:OH YeaH!

Derek Lowe by Oscar September 18, 2004

Derek Turgeon 

He is loving, Caring, and Passionate. He enjoys working out and cooking. He has beautiful Hazel eyes that water when he yawns. he is tall, but not too tall; might have to stand on your tip toes to reach his lips..but its worth it. He has the most beautiful smile and heart stopping laugh. He is strong and not just physically but emotionally too, he can do anything if he just puts his mind to it. His family means the world to him. He is outgoing and adventurous and loves to have fun. He is wonderful in all ways imaginable. Great in bed too!

Derek Turgeon will always be there no matter what.

Derek Turgeon by babyb00 July 5, 2012

Derek Chauvin 

The dickhead who murdered George Floyd and made all cops look like racist assholes when they, in fact, are not. He killed George Floyd on May 25, 2020, and was charged and arrested a week later. After spending 4 months in state prison, he was released on October 7 after posting a $1 million dollar bond. He is set to stand trial in March of 2021, but in all likelihood the case will be delayed now that he’s out on bail.

Do I think he’s racist? No. He married an Asian woman. I think he did the killing just because he was sick of dealing with crackheads. Again, not justifying or downplaying, just my inference. He’s still a murderer. Nonetheless, he’s a free man (at least for now)

Did anyone else hear that Derek Chauvin was released from prison?

Derek Chauvin by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 7, 2020

derek chauvin 

Inventor of blockchain technologies. Coined the term, "cryptocurrency" and coded the algorithm behind bitcoin.

Guy 1: Boy do I appreciate the supreme value of the blockchain. This cryptocurrency is truly revolutionizing the way in which we conduct economic activities!

Guy 2: Ah, so you're a Chauvinite, a true man of taste I see!

derek chauvin

derek chauvin by Empomyar-Yort Expaysom III November 28, 2021

Derek Shaffer 

A god loving citizen, who loves hot air ballon rides and tabby cats. This man is one with Jesus Christ and has never commited a sin. On weekends he volunteers at a soup kitchen and plays dominos with senior citizens. He prefers christen rock, and you will occasionally see him rocking out to Boy George in his yellow VW Bug. He is a closet homosexual, but will never admit it because he is a chirsten.

I want to be a good person like Derek Shaffer.
He is gay like Derek Shaffer

Derek Shaffer by jessZILLA August 8, 2009

Derek Chauvin 

An motherfucker whom killed George Floyd by kneeling on his neck until he died. He should rot in the deepest level of hell. R.I.P. George Floyd.

Me: Hey, who's that guy that killed George Floyd?
My Friend: Derek Chauvin. He killed that poor guy just because he was black and used a fake $20 bill.

Derek Chauvin by Derek Chauvin definition April 7, 2021

derek jou 

person that's much cooler than a kuan

derek jou owns kuan in coolness

derek jou by Derek Jou May 16, 2010