Darlington

A town that looks nice but in reality is actually a shitty place. It’s full of Chavs and bin bags and is just a bad place. The schools are full of Tik tok wannabes and lots of bin bags.

Darlington is a shitty town

by Pp juice 69420 December 21, 2020

A Carling Darling

A lady who's attractiveness only becomes apparent after one has had a few.

I had a few cans of Carling the other day, and this right rotter started to look sexually attractive. She must've been a Carling darling!

by RedH October 19, 2010

drainging

A more intense version of "exhausting." This usually causes brain dysfunction and retardation along with the symptoms of exhaustion.

Emily had a really long and drainging night so she's unable to understand the English language.

by TtheH January 13, 2008

Dating green

The eco-friendly practice of recycling, or re-dating, former boyfriends/girlfriends, regardless of whether or not it is a terrible idea.

Jane: "Omg, can you believe that Sarah got back together with that jackass, Matt?!"
Melissa: "I know, right!? At least she's thinking of the environment and dating green, though..ha."

by C. Giles October 7, 2009

during-the-weakness

Getting extremely drunk on a small amount of alcohol. Only happens when you decided to drink during the week.

1. This Tuesday hangover is gonna suck donkey balls. I'm suffering from during-the-weakness!
2. This Saturday morning is awesome. I feel fine after all those tequilas last night. Fuck during-the-weakness!
3. Guy A: "Why is that i can hammer 19 beers on friday and saturday night, but only 5 from monday to thursday?"
Guy B: "You suffer from during-the-weakness, dude."

by chipa2 September 10, 2013

Darling Smutbeauty

A lover with which you might share your love with over a lovely piece of dirty fanfiction.

Him and his Darling Smutbeauty were getting into Bye Bye Birdie last night. I've never heard such noises!

by BBBFFLover February 13, 2015

dating data

( considering that a person is on more than 1 dating sites ast

( noun): the amount of physical space as well as data being used by all the combined dating apps on your phone

( verb): dating exclusively online instead of in a combination of online/real life

If you are going to be dating data, definition b), you are either afraid of a findom sugar baby or you have completely lost contact with reality, or you may be suffering a severe case of social anxiety

by Sexydimma July 13, 2016