dagger sagger

a single male in his mid 40s who get his jollies off while sitting on his butt in a coffee shop playing dungeons and dragons while announcing his gaming strategy loud enough for all to hear.

Joel: "I cant believe those guys are playing D & D in Caribou right now."
Andy : "I know! I guess they have nothing better to do."
Cody: "They're just a bunch of Dagger Saggers talking and laughing about their next Dagger Sagger convention at Starbucks next Monday."

by J Blizzard, Codeman and A-Ross July 6, 2010

Ass Dagger

The burning sensation caused by acidic fecal matter. Most prevalent to those who suffer from lactose intolerance.

Example 1:
"Where is Brandon?"
"He's still on the toilet screaming because the shamrock shake gave him serious ass daggers."

Example 2:
"Coach, I can't climb the rope because my Ass Dagger might sever the line"

by Mister Wisdom March 6, 2014

dable

Something Steven declared as the word of the day.

I dable. This example must have 20 letters and three words.

by Nowhereland April 29, 2008

swagger dagger

Noun:One swag ass dick, lady killers ultimate tool
verb: getting a chick so turned on during fore play that she throws out the rule book I.e. No intercourse ,no anal, tit jobs ect.

Gurl he stabbed me in the back with that swagger dagger

by pack-a-punch a pack-a-punch April 16, 2011

Yung Dagger Dick

Beth groleau is known as young dagger dick as she has the most daggery of all dicks.

"Hey look there's Beth Groleau, no that's yung dagger dick"

by Yungdaggerdick6969 March 10, 2020

Morodic Dagger

Mordocs Weapon Of Choice.

One Day Mordoc Will Bring His Morodic Dagger Down Into Robells Skull, Casting SHAME on His family, SHAME!!!

by Broderick November 14, 2003

Dahlerbruch

An annoying person who gets on people's nerves. Usually a bad kisser.

You're being so annoying, stop being a dahlerbruch.

by Marshall Kaeding January 27, 2007