Dad 

some stranger who your mom says is half of you

Terrence-Who is that
Mom-It's your dad
Terrence-Who

Dad by someguywhoisonurbandictionary March 10, 2021

Dad 

Type of male human who usually goes missing after his son is born

The gif below shows an extremely rare moment where the dad returns after all these years

My dad went to buy milk and now he's been missing for 27 years

Dad by dlvi March 12, 2021

Dad 

Something you don't have. Roasted.

Player 1: You got shit on that's why you don't have a dad. Player 2: How did you know?

Dad by Tyler Blevins March 15, 2021

Dad 

The first real man in your life.
Strong, caring, motivating, selfless, one-of-a-kind.
He loves you, comforts you, supports you and helps you, no matter what.
Also known as son's first hero and daughter's first love.

Person: Who's your favourite hero?
Me: Definitely my dad. He's so great.. supportive, loving, kind.

Dad by xlovexchaosx March 20, 2021

dad 

the guy that left you

me:hi dad

dad:ima go get some milk

me:but dad we already have 8 jugs of milk

dad: ``walks out house''

dad by soumaya and tahir= April 8, 2021

Dad 

Something I dont have.

John: hey bro wheres your dad
Me: Up your ass

Dad by John Cenas bbc April 14, 2021

Dad 

Gone

Did you mean milk?

Dad is just waiting in the queue for milk it must have been a pretty long line because he has been there for 4 years.

Dad by bobsyjr April 19, 2021