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whatsup douchebag

A colloquial expression originating in the northeast United States which is used to address one person or party who is entering the scene after doing something deemed "douchey"
Bryan takes his athletes on a long run and makes them run under 6 minute pace. When he returns from his run, the tmd 800 meter runners are like, "whatsup douchebag."
by latigid December 27, 2012
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acoustic douchebag

when a guy decides to be a douchebag under the belief that most people agree with his actions, only to realize that he has no support or back up in the entire world.
You read that thing in Forbes, about that acoustic douchebag being mocked on Facebook, after whining about getting booted from a bar in Seattle for refusing to take off his Google Glass?
by kingnumbers November 27, 2013
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Sir Douchebag

*gasp* is that sir douchebag? he's from south park!
by idk wat u put in dis April 19, 2014
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unnecessary douchebaggery

An unwarranted action by someone who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, that has surpassed the level of jerk and asshole and borders on motherfucker
He called out of the blue, made plans, never followed through, then vanished as quickly as he appeared.

She showed interest and really talked the talk, then her actions showed she was full of bullshit.
These acts are great examples of total unnecessary douchebaggery.
by The Misfitz April 21, 2017
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DBI (Douchebag Index)

A key socioeconomic indicator of how much a place, person, or group of people have Douchebag qualities.
Jeff: Dude I'm buying real estate here, look at all the hot swimsuit models and the tanned guys with abs
Tim: That place has a high DBI (Douchebag Index)
Jeff: What does that mean?
Tim: You're better off living in an Igloo next to an active volcano
Jeff: But then what if my Igloo springs a leak?
Tim: You'll have some lava in the living room big deal. At least you'll have a low DBI.
by Pareta May 13, 2017
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Schrödinger's Douchebag

When one says something offensive, and their irony is initially unclear, they are basically simultaneously ironic and unironic, until they get a reaction. If they appear to get a positive (unironic approving) reaction, then the waveform collapses into being unironic. If they appear to get a negative (unironic opposing) reaction it collapses into being ironic. Shrodinger's douchebag.
"'Despite being 13% of the population, they commit over 50% of the crime' is definitely not a true statement."
"It's funny because it's true! Unfortunately, people don't want to hear the truth and they seriously blame white people and 'systemic racism' for this."
"Yep, we are living in clown world my dude."

"'Despite being 13% of the population, they commit over 50% of the crime' is definitely not a true statement."
"Wtf. Bro are you a racist?"
"No, I'm just being ironic, haven't you ever heard of dark humor before?

"Gosh that dude is a real Schrödinger's Douchebag"
by qENkQ6sqU0 July 16, 2022
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doucebagetry

ye olde word for "the act of being a bag of douce."
"lancelot, your doucebagetry will not be tolerated!"
" waheva"
by old greggggg March 28, 2009
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