Dodge’s Law

the idea that the darker a person is, the more they will yearn to own a dodge charger one day.
“I saw a black guy in a dodge charger yesterday, not surprised, dodge’s law never fails.”
by Erarr October 07, 2023
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Dodge ball

A game in which you try to hit your opponent in the head by throwing a Dodge motorcar at them.

They, presumably, attempt to dodge you by ducking out of the way.
This game, popularised by Uncyclopedia, is no fun at all. Those Dodge balls really hurt!
by bitchuck May 25, 2025
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safety dodge

Verb: to dodge a safety representative on a worksite, esp in the instance of knowingly violating safety policy.
Jessica: "Safety Dan is coming! Where is your hard hat?"

Tim: "Shit, I'm gonna have to do a safety dodge!"

Jessica: "Quick, hide in this dumpster for an undisclosed period of time."

Tim: "Good thinkin!"
by CupricCow October 09, 2011
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shannon dodging

A girl making blasphemous excuses not to hangout with her boyfriend
bro why is she shannon dodging
by coochieloverlandon August 21, 2024
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Goon dodging tournament

Just like goon dodging but a tournament where you have to be in a oversized Sauna with 30 people and it’s a free for all and you have to wear pink spandex and a unicorn crop top and to eliminate someone you have to land a headshot and there is also fog machines so you can’t see the floor so you slip on cum.
“I slipped and fell and hurt my self at the goon dodging tournament
by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 06, 2025
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period dodge

In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.
Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!

Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!

Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
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