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Dodge ball

A game in which you try to hit your opponent in the head by throwing a Dodge motorcar at them.

They, presumably, attempt to dodge you by ducking out of the way.
This game, popularised by Uncyclopedia, is no fun at all. Those Dodge balls really hurt!
by bitchuck May 25, 2025
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Dodge

When someone verbally or physically attacks you, you can say dodge to negate those attacks. If someone punches you and gives you a bloody nose, you will suffer injuries untill you say dodge, when you say dodge, your injuries are fully reversed. The dodge ability can only be given out by a special dodge master, and only 3 people possess this power.
Geronimo: "You are a fucking fatass"
Cark: "Dodge"
by decapitationnationsixty-nine January 19, 2023
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Dodge’s Law

the idea that the darker a person is, the more they will yearn to own a dodge charger one day.
“I saw a black guy in a dodge charger yesterday, not surprised, dodge’s law never fails.”
by Erarr October 7, 2023
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Goon dodging tournament

Just like goon dodging but a tournament where you have to be in a oversized Sauna with 30 people and it’s a free for all and you have to wear pink spandex and a unicorn crop top and to eliminate someone you have to land a headshot and there is also fog machines so you can’t see the floor so you slip on cum.
“I slipped and fell and hurt my self at the goon dodging tournament
by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025
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Dodge List

A list of males or females that shouldn’t be considered for a relationship of any kind. Usually someone that cheats, has an STD, or gives off really bad vibes.
John actually went for someone on the dodge list? He must be desperate.
by FratDefs February 2, 2020
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Doug dodging

The act of evading the advances of drunk older men in public settings.
The grad students wanted to check out the local martini bar for girls night but feared they’d spend the whole evening Doug dodging.
by Shell_in_az August 1, 2023
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dodge baby

when ur boo thang gets a dodge and you get to ride in the passenger seat
“My boyfriend got a charger, officially a dodge baby!”
by jt2swavy January 16, 2022
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