single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.

Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!

by QuacksO November 25, 2018

Different strikes

When you can't kiss both sides of your lovers face.

Hey I heard your batting average just hit 2.3! Different strikes for different reichts!

by Shitschecks December 30, 2018

different folks, different chokes

Everyone has their own fetish.

Did you hear Bob was into feet? Never knew, different folks, different chokes.

by Darkneostar1 December 8, 2014

ten different types of crinkally

when some takes your research paper and crinkles it up right before you have to turn it in

why did you do that now my papers ten different types of crinkally and im goin to get an F bitch

by reptar JESUS April 8, 2009

My body different

(Body) someone’s character, morals, or instincts

Your body being different is to be above what others are doing

1. My body different my heart cold this year
2. You won’t bag her bro that’s not your body

by mybodydiffrrent May 3, 2024

So different

Often used by pick me girls and the pick me boys that actually talk, they say this to look unique and quirky. It’s a poor attempt to get attention and is ironically a cliche.

Pick me girl: I’m so different, I like football and don’t wear make up. I’m not like other girls.
Normal person: I can’t remember asking.

by Mr. Outcast March 2, 2022

Different breed

Someone who is borderline retarded. Like an actual spud.

Person 1: "You're brother is a different breed"
Person 2: "He's autistic"
Person 1: "I know"

by Spider647 October 23, 2023