noun.
an area or locality generally lacking in female presence, or that is characteristically desolate of attractive females (similar to a sausage fest, but is the broader condition or permanent state)
an area or locality generally lacking in female presence, or that is characteristically desolate of attractive females (similar to a sausage fest, but is the broader condition or permanent state)
"Hey Joe, how's school going in Alaska? Any cute girls around?"
"It's ok, bit of a vagina desert though...the husky women that walk by are few and far between, so the fours and fives turn into eights"
"It's ok, bit of a vagina desert though...the husky women that walk by are few and far between, so the fours and fives turn into eights"
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Get the desert island person mug.A person who makes out to be your friend and a good colleague on the M&S contract... But then ditches you to go to the ASDA contract - justifying it as a "secondment" and "a great opportunity"
But in actual fact, he's a cunt for going.
Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..
Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan
Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!
Person 1: what happened?
Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!
But in actual fact, he's a cunt for going.
Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..
Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan
Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!
Person 1: what happened?
Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!
by Luke1909 January 13, 2023
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Basically a woman that has gone homeless in the middle of the dessert, that is trying anyway to get money to survive, rather it be being begging to pass by drivers, or by soliciting sex for money from pass by drivers.
Basically a woman that has gone homeless in the middle of the dessert, that is trying anyway to get money to survive, rather it be being begging to pass by drivers, or by soliciting sex for money from pass by drivers.
*Somewhere on the road in death valey two people are in the car*
Person 1: Hey slow down, I think I see a very worn out tired looking woman asking for a ride.
Driver : Sure
*After slowing down*
Driver: Hi, are you asking for a ride?
Woman: Oh .. no thank you, I was asking do you have some spare change? If not, I am willing to have sex with you for $10.
*Driver rolls window back up with out responding, and speeds off*
Driver: That's why they say never to never stop for someone in the middle of the dessert. They are either a serial killer or a desert whore.
Person 1: Oh... Well I learned something new today.
Person 1: Hey slow down, I think I see a very worn out tired looking woman asking for a ride.
Driver : Sure
*After slowing down*
Driver: Hi, are you asking for a ride?
Woman: Oh .. no thank you, I was asking do you have some spare change? If not, I am willing to have sex with you for $10.
*Driver rolls window back up with out responding, and speeds off*
Driver: That's why they say never to never stop for someone in the middle of the dessert. They are either a serial killer or a desert whore.
Person 1: Oh... Well I learned something new today.
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Get the Desert Unicorn mug.1. To engage in an activity in an extremely slow, un-enthusiastic and annoying manner.
2. To dive a route like you are savoring every last bit of the experience and not paying attention to details.
3. To drive a vehicle at a speed where if there was an accident no one or nothing would be damaged.
4. A Slow long lived Geriatric Gang Bang!
2. To dive a route like you are savoring every last bit of the experience and not paying attention to details.
3. To drive a vehicle at a speed where if there was an accident no one or nothing would be damaged.
4. A Slow long lived Geriatric Gang Bang!
1. Guy1: "Hey why don't you overtake that dickhead?"
Guy2: " I would but the road is poor and there are multiple cars in desert caravan"
Guy1: "Soft"
Guy2: "No Desert Caravan"
2. Guy1: "Man that was a big smorgasbord dinner"
Guy2: "Yeah I'll say. How about we desert caravan the way home"
Guy1: "Already engaged"
Guy2: " Ha ha"
3. Girl1: "My god my arse is sore!"
Guy1: "Well we did have a baseball bat in your klacka to take up the slack during the desert caravan?"
Girl1: "Ha ha yeah it went for so long I forgot about that!"
Guy1 Girl2: "Ha ha you dirty whore!"
Guy2: " I would but the road is poor and there are multiple cars in desert caravan"
Guy1: "Soft"
Guy2: "No Desert Caravan"
2. Guy1: "Man that was a big smorgasbord dinner"
Guy2: "Yeah I'll say. How about we desert caravan the way home"
Guy1: "Already engaged"
Guy2: " Ha ha"
3. Girl1: "My god my arse is sore!"
Guy1: "Well we did have a baseball bat in your klacka to take up the slack during the desert caravan?"
Girl1: "Ha ha yeah it went for so long I forgot about that!"
Guy1 Girl2: "Ha ha you dirty whore!"
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