top deck

To have a wank while taking a crap. Originates from the Cadbury chocolate bar of the same name which is half white choc and half brown.

"I'll be out in a minute, I'm just having a quick top deck!"

by willyjoejack October 16, 2006

hump the deck

When you're compelled to say "jump the deck" but then hit the "h" key instead of the "j" key.

As Metal Shadow 666 would say.

Dude: HIT THE DECK!
Dude 2 goes to hump the deck
Dude: O_o
Dude 2: jump*

by Duuur November 9, 2008

Man On Deck

A large fart that is lodged behind a turd.

I thought I had to fart but I had a Man On Deck.

I really gotta fart but I got a Man On Deck.

by Furious Jim April 27, 2012

swabbing the deck

the act of pooping on your partners chest and rubbing it in with your butt cheeks during sexual intercourse.

i met this girl at a party once . i thought i was kinky. she requested that i donkey punch her and i was down for it but before i donkey punched her she wanted me to start swabbing the deck

by D nasty July 24, 2006

Full Deck

(n) A two-handed handjob.

I heard her say "You like a full deck?" so I looked to my right and she was jerking him off with both hands!

by Oona Pelota June 22, 2016

Beans on Deck

The amount of money that an individual is currently in possession of.

Jahquez: Lets go to the Polo Outlet, I hear they have sweaters on sale.

Dominic: Nigga, I dont have the beans on deck right now

by Dominic.91 August 20, 2010

Go Deck

Go Deck: A freaking idiot, someone who messes up constantly

Goddamn Rachel you broke my door you go deck!

by Oh you know me November 28, 2005