courve

cour ve (CORE vah) noun, from Yiddish-1. any not Jewish woman that is a whore, slut, easy, etc
2. any of the above who wears too much make-up and perfume and dresses like a 'street walker'
3. any of the above that a Jewish Mother fears her son might, to the shame of the family, marry; often because she is pregnant

Rose: I know it's none of my business, but is that Eugene with that courve Sue?
Sylvia: Oy Gevalt! Peh! It is...that dirty whore. His lovely mother will have a massive coronary!

Eugene: Ma, what did you think of Sue?
Ma: Lovely girl. Does she work in the circus?
Eugene: Ma...?
Ma:...after all, so much with the make-up. And that perfume! Not to mention that get up!

Ma: (Clutching her kerchief) So, Eugene?
Eugene: What is it Ma?
Ma: It's good that woman friend of yours looks so healthy...
Eugene: Look Ma, she's not 'healthy' she's pregnant and I'm going to marry-
Ma: Oy Vey! Oy Gevalt! A shande on our family! My heart...

by Nedd Ludd September 1, 2005

Chevrolet Corvette ZR1

The Corvette ZR1 is Chevrolet's fastest production car up to now... With a top speed of 205MPH

Wow... look at how fast the Chevrolet Corvette ZR1 is... 205MPH!!!!

by ThisIsTheNewShit January 13, 2011

corvette

a car that is fast but the owners always drive slow as fock in them and hold traffic up because they're retired and they can go on a gay little sunday cruise and go 5mph under the limit in a car that can go nearly 200mph, when other mofos gotta get their own ass to work. god damn i fucking tail them in my 50hp diesel vw.

corvette driver: "god damn I love listening to Cher"

follower: "Sunday is three days from now you motherfucker!!! go ahead and blow the dust off the gasy pedal and fucking move. you know that car has more than one mother fucking gear! if i paid for a fucking corvette and ran fucking 93 octane in that son of a bitch i wouldn't waste that fucking shit that's worth more than fucking gold driving like a fucking panzee ass gay son of a bitch!!!! i mean come on it's like buying a fucking battle ship to go fucking bass fishing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Key Dawg June 20, 2006

Tommy Carvel

To "Tommy Carvel" is to defecate in a slow, ever decreasing, circular pattern, finishing off in pyramid shaped pile. This formation replicates the size and shape of the ice cream that sits on top of a "Softie" Carvel ice cream cone.

To "Tommy Carvel" is to defecate in a slow, ever decreasing, circular pattern, finishing off in pyramid shaped pile. This formation replicates the size and shape of the ice cream that sits on top of a "Softie" Carvel ice cream cone.
"That Son of a Gun really pissed me off...I'm going to Tommy Carvel on his desk"

"Hey Dude, I had a couple of two pound burritos last night and when I went to the bathroom this morning I Tommy Carveled all the way up to the rim of the bowl"

by White Diesel July 10, 2007

vertically curved canadian mango

when you recieve a blowjob on a zamboni while taping your hockey stick

bj+tj+zj= vertically curved canadian mango

bro i was chilling on the zam the other day giving a sick tj when all of a sudden i got a vertically curved canadian mango it was sick

by patdonahue February 2, 2009

Culver's

Fast food chain which specializes in selling/producing a frozen treat called "frozen custard" which is almost identical to ice cream in every way, sadly, if one were to mistakingly ask for ice cream rather than "frozen custard" the cashier will deny them ice cream or any food whatsoever.

Customer: Yes, may I have one scoop of ice cream on a waffle cone?
Culver's Employee: No. You may not have ICE CREAM. And you may not have any FROZEN CUSTARD either! Now leave before I have u forcibly removed!
Customer: Okay...

by Gage Almighty August 3, 2007

Damn Curved

Something that is extremely curved, maybe even too curved. I doubt you will find anything more curved than this, unless you found a ball... or a delightfully amusing piece of lint found under your collection of exceptionally dull blank CDs.

that is one damn curved thingy you got there phil.

by Linse February 22, 2003