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Crunchedy

A word that means something positive, it can be used to describe a person who dresses really nice or something that looks homey and cozy, or even any type of item that you can’t seem to come up with a description for.
Jennifer: “Wow, that guy over there is so crunchedy!”

Jessica: “wow, super crunch, look at his wife too, she’s extra crunchedy “

Example 2:

Grace: *gasp* you made your apartment look so crunchedy with all the little decorations and pillows! How fun” !

Christine: “thanks, I got them from a really crunchedy little vintage shop “

Example 3.

Andrew: “you always have so many crunchedy little Knick knacks in your man pouch Joey, and you always smell crunchedy “

Joey: “thanks, I try to be as crunchedy as possible, rugged crunchedy vibes”

Joanna: “yes, you guys are both crunchedy and look at my crunchedy Christmas tree.! “
by CrunchedyMom November 25, 2021
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crunchy foreskin

the build up and hardening of piss, cum, and dead skin cells after months of not cleaning yourself.
Dan: dawg what is that smell?
Ben: sorry man i got crunchy foreskin
Dan: man! cleanse yourself!
by quimb December 31, 2021
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crunchy banana

When you spread peanut butter on your dick and you realize its extra crunchy.
Extra crunchy on my dick is always done “the good old fashion way” and is known as a crunchy banana.
by MikeHoncho504 March 5, 2022
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Crunckle

Simmilar to words like skrunkly, scrimblo,etc., gender netrual term. Used for fictional characters.

1; Used to describe a middle aged men with 3 divorces whom you find silly, cute, or basically skrunkly.

2; Used to describe a non human skrunkly or scrimblo. Typically almost eldritch like, an object head or almost weirdcore. Can however just be used to describe a non human character.
1
Person A; character my skrunkly. My crucnkle. Old divorced fella.

2
Person A; my skrunkly my silly skrunkly
Person B; how the actual FUCK is that a skrunkly??
Person A; crunckle. My crunckle.
by Mythophobic October 29, 2022
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crunchy dream

A wet dream where you wake up so late by the the time you wake up your underwear is crunchy as opposed to wet.
Tim - "Yo I had a great dream about my girl but I woke up at like 3pm with crispy underwear, what happened?"
John - "You must have had a crunchy dream bro"
by PhatPig January 30, 2023
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Credit Crunch Lunch

Having a cheap lunch in order to save money. Food such as cheese spread sandwiches, simply value foods and unbranded cola.
Jeremy: What do you have for lunch Steve?
Steve: Bad times man, got a Credit Crunch Lunch, cheese spread sandwiches, Simply Value crisps and a can of cola.
Jeremy: Lol Hobo
by Mysterio44 April 3, 2009
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nudy crunch

Jaquita: OKAY MOM! Gettin' summa dat nudy crunch!!

Mom: What? I ain't got no cereal!
by ShidaBoo & Reeka February 11, 2009
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