crooked dick tip

poorly done circumcision can cause the tip, helmet head part, to be cocked to left or right: head not in line with shaft when hard

his crooked dick tip was IMMEDIATELY obvious

by fucked up cock April 9, 2012

crooked dick

some ones who's dick is crooked due to masterbating to porn

he now has a crooked dick.

by amor y paz June 20, 2015

Cooz

A woman who is addicted to sex.

Christine is such a cooz; I heard she screwed the entire football team, ALL AT THE SAME TIME!

by P-Dogg_One August 4, 2008

crooked beat

Noun, sense 1. The offbeat rhythm characteristic to ska and rocksteady.

Noun, sense 2. "March/dance to a crooked beat", to be an individualist, or identify with an underground subculture like punk rock.

Sense 1: "You can only skank to a crooked beat. Put on the Slackers, bro!"

Sense 2: "Those kids march to a crooked beat. Fucking weirdos."

by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003

Coozeburger

Coozeburger (n) A nasty smelly foul va-jay-jay

I have never met so many jealous coozeburgers in my life.

by Furrie hater March 25, 2010

crooked george

bent or crooked penis

Damn homie, you got a crooked george

by Dr. David D. Davidson II January 1, 2011

coozing

Verb: When you moan like an idiot with the ridiculous idea that the vibrations created by your moan will soothe a headache.

His coozing was supposed to soothe his hangover, but instead it ended his relationship because it is annoying.

by Keacher September 24, 2016