creep

A creep is a male that a female is not interested in. A
woman may label a man a creep if the man does not communicate
to her that he has wealth, power, or influence (such as by
the clothes he wears, the car he drives, the job title he
carries, or other external signs of social proof), and the
only thing he does show to her, his physical attractiveness,
is not enough to interest her.

If a man wears a T-shirt and jeans, gets off a bus, and
smiles at a woman, then she may label him a creep, ignore his
smile, and walk away. If the same man wears a suit, gets out
of a limousine, is surrounded by his subordinates, and smiles
at the same woman, then she may label him as her new sugar
daddy, return his smile, and join him.

by StevenTM January 10, 2009

facebook creeper

someone who uses facebook but is looking at other peoples profiles, going through their pix, reading their messages. It's a little like stalking.

you - "what are u doing?"

me - "looking at my boyfriends ex girlfriends profile on facebook, according to her mini feed shes missing her ex"

you - "your such a facebook creeper"

me - "yea I know"

by xoangelmariexo January 4, 2009

creeper

Usually an unsuspecting party-goer caught lurking (and staring at the camera) in the background of photographs.

I was looking at my digital pics from last night, and Joel was a total fuckin' creeper in nearly all of them!

by MUGGLE April 29, 2007

CREEPBOOKING

Actively looking through another person's Facebook in order to gain info, spy or to stalk

After a breakup:
ExBF: So I found out you went a date last night...
ExGF: How did you hear that?
ExBF: I saw on your Facebook
ExGF: STOP CREEPBOOKING ME!!!

by luciddreamer2011 January 7, 2011

Meme Creep

noun - When the use of an internet meme spirals out of control, taking it beyond its original meaning, and wears it out before its time. Especially true of Epic anything.

"Dripping mustard on your shirt is EPIC FAIL now? Whatever happened to regular fail?" "It fell victim to meme creep. Everything is epic now."

"Lolcats used to be funny but meme creep turned them into a cliche."

by Cavegoat August 28, 2009

Yankee Creampie

1. In baseball, the act of shoving a shaving cream pie on the face of a teammate who is giving a television interview following a heroic act, such as batting in a game-winning run on the final play of a game

2. The act and result of one man ejaculating into the anus of another man.

After Derek Jeter's walk-off, A-Rod totally gave him a Yankee creampie.

by bateman1987 September 27, 2009

Curly haired creeper

any person as the name implies with curly hair who facebook stalks or lurks around building corners unbeknownst to others

"Oh my god, look at Susie, she is such a curly haired creeper!"

by skaryredhead May 18, 2009