canonical

someone or something that would be really cool to launch out of a canon.

Yo, that chicken is very canonical.

by shane stahl June 3, 2004

blue canoe

The lesbian equivalent of bluewalls/blueballs.

Did you see Angelina Jolie's latest movie? It totally gave me a blue canoe.

by Law.L May 17, 2008

Boy in a canoe

Another name for the sensitive part of a womans genitalia known as the Clitoris.
It is rumored that when certain Clitorises are viewed from particular angles they look like a person in a canoe as viewed from above. Can also be known as Boy in a boat.
Usually spoken at speed like Yogi Bear's upwardly ascending cantor.

Hey Ben when you went down on Marsha did you pay special attention to her... boy in a canoe.

by Smash Box October 24, 2008

Canon Slade

A Christian schooling establishment located in North Bolton, Greater Manchester, England, GB.
A rather appallingly dull place, where the PE teachers lock themselves in their offices, as the only remotely physical activity they do all day is lift cake to their mouths.

"Wow, that Canon Slade sport event looks good man!"
"Nawwwh, didn't you hear? Their PE teachers look like Rick Waller!"

by Lucie Grey April 26, 2008

canoodle

Cuddling the Canadian way, i.e. never involving PDA (public display of affection).

In the cinema:

German guy: Let's make out!
Canadian girl: No, not in public! Let's wait until we're home and we'll canoodle all night.

by ZeGearman October 8, 2010

canoodle

dancing wildly on one another to supafly beats.

Erika and Kyle canoodle while listening to Missy Elliott.

by ERIKYLE (holla) September 30, 2006

Pussy Tsunami overcome by yellow canoe

a Pussy yellow canoe is when 58 chinese men kidnap an 8 year old girl and take turns shoving bricks up her asshole and then throwing her in a river. During this the chinese men pray to satan and have anal sex.

I was walking in China by a secluded river when i heard shouts and moaning of a child and horny chinese men. I went to investigate as I witnessed Pussy Tsunami overcome by yellow canoe. The number of newborn baby penis' i saw that day will scar me forever. Also watching the girl being killed by way of brick in the ass will bug me for a bit.

by ChefPubert May 30, 2009