cowboy parked 

parked completely sideways, as if you have never seen a parking lot before.

He cowboy parked the fuck out of that truck. Damn near in three different parking spots.

cowboy parked by big bear941 April 12, 2014

Cowboy Cop 

A type of police officer. Prefers large caliber revolvers, .44 Magnum for example, over the traditional semi-automatic handguns. Also uses a thigh or drop-leg holster instead of a typical duty belt holster. May use phrases such as, "If leather were brains, he wouldn't have enough to saddle a junebug" or "He's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine." A cowboy cop will usually be very "Rick Grimes-esque"

Carl Grimes- "My dad is such a cowboy cop, he even carries a Colt Python while on duty."

Cowboy Cop by Agent_007 November 23, 2014

cowboy_985-_- 

Very UGLY and he would have the smallest penis out of the whole group of friends and cousins he always looks for little girls to have a fun time in bed

Wow is that a cowboy_985-_- penis thats really small

cowboy_985-_- by THE COWBOY985 May 23, 2016

cowboy starter pack

Seth mcmullen.

Seth mcmullen is the definition of a cowboy starter pack.

cowboy starter pack by Cassandra sims January 23, 2017

Cowboy's Dinner 

The act of furiously jerking off while throwing up into a toilet.

"Just walked in on Matt making a cowboy's dinner."

"I don't know what I drank last night, but I woke up in the bathroom with a Cowboy's Dinner infront of me"

Cowboy's Dinner by robohobo_ March 18, 2017

Cowboy Decision 

A brave, bold and sometimes reckless judgement call.

I pulled a cowboy decision and texted her a picture of my limp dick.

Cowboy Decision by Kahuna77 March 24, 2017

cowboy update 

A) verb, to- to get one's news from doc-med sources such as Facebook, Twitter, etc...

B) noun- the actual news that one reads on soc-med

If you are a fan of a cowboy update definition b), and want to get a cowboy update definition a), please learn how to think critically.

cowboy update by Uncle Dimma May 26, 2017