cough shots fired

what you call in when someone starts coughing and cant breath

theres so much bat shit flu in that groceries store i dont wanna go in. i wanna call in cough shots fired instead.

by Cody5050 December 9, 2020

King of the cough syrup

The king of the cough syrup is the local cough syrup plug he is also known as a KD or kai daniel which is a code word for people selling cough medicine taken in large amounts to get a euphoric high.

Well you'll need to talk to the king of the cough syrup about that one.

by Carl Cult Leader March 18, 2022

COVID cough drop

When you give a blow job and cough the cum all over

Sally gave Jack a blow job and still had lasting affects from COVID when he came in her mouth she coughed and the cum went everywhere. Jack then called what she did COVID cough drop because her COVID cough made cum drop everywhere.

by Angeleyed89 March 26, 2023

jack cough

Jack off

I'm bouta go jack cough don't cum back here . Seriously don't

by Mippery. Lunatic. Sketchy. G March 10, 2024

coughing starfish

The expelling of a mixture of gases through the rectum as a result of the digestion process.

In response to Seth's pugnant flatulance, Doug said, "shut that coughing starfish up already!"

by Scariest October 30, 2009

Test cough

A fake cough let out when one is told to be completely silent.

Teacher: I'm going to go copy a couple of papers if i hear one sound you're all getting written up.
student 1: *cough* *cough*
student 2: stop with the test coughs I don't wanna be written up

by benUlan November 5, 2009

cough about nothing

Speak nonsense. Used when an information is beyond stupid.

Friend 1: THE EARTH IS FLAT!!
Friend 2: Does he always cough about nothing?
Me: Oh, yeah, constantly!

by SmoggyLeaf November 29, 2023