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cough shots fired

what you call in when someone starts coughing and cant breath
theres so much bat shit flu in that groceries store i dont wanna go in. i wanna call in cough shots fired instead.
by Cody5050 December 9, 2020
mugGet the cough shots firedmug.

King of the cough syrup

The king of the cough syrup is the local cough syrup plug he is also known as a KD or kai daniel which is a code word for people selling cough medicine taken in large amounts to get a euphoric high.
Well you'll need to talk to the king of the cough syrup about that one.
by Carl Cult Leader March 18, 2022
mugGet the King of the cough syrupmug.

COVID cough drop

When you give a blow job and cough the cum all over
Sally gave Jack a blow job and still had lasting affects from COVID when he came in her mouth she coughed and the cum went everywhere. Jack then called what she did COVID cough drop because her COVID cough made cum drop everywhere.
by Angeleyed89 March 26, 2023
mugGet the COVID cough dropmug.

jack cough

I'm bouta go jack cough don't cum back here . Seriously don't
mugGet the jack coughmug.

coughing starfish

The expelling of a mixture of gases through the rectum as a result of the digestion process.
In response to Seth's pugnant flatulance, Doug said, "shut that coughing starfish up already!"
by Scariest October 30, 2009
mugGet the coughing starfishmug.

Test cough

A fake cough let out when one is told to be completely silent.
Teacher: I'm going to go copy a couple of papers if i hear one sound you're all getting written up.
student 1: *cough* *cough*
student 2: stop with the test coughs I don't wanna be written up
by benUlan November 5, 2009
mugGet the Test coughmug.

cough about nothing

Speak nonsense. Used when an information is beyond stupid.
Friend 1: THE EARTH IS FLAT!!
Friend 2: Does he always cough about nothing?
Me: Oh, yeah, constantly!
by SmoggyLeaf November 29, 2023
mugGet the cough about nothingmug.

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