theres so much bat shit flu in that groceries store i dont wanna go in. i wanna call in cough shots fired instead.
by Cody5050 December 9, 2020

The king of the cough syrup is the local cough syrup plug he is also known as a KD or kai daniel which is a code word for people selling cough medicine taken in large amounts to get a euphoric high.
by Carl Cult Leader March 18, 2022

Sally gave Jack a blow job and still had lasting affects from COVID when he came in her mouth she coughed and the cum went everywhere. Jack then called what she did COVID cough drop because her COVID cough made cum drop everywhere.
by Angeleyed89 March 26, 2023

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by Scariest October 30, 2009

Teacher: I'm going to go copy a couple of papers if i hear one sound you're all getting written up.
student 1: *cough* *cough*
student 2: stop with the test coughs I don't wanna be written up
student 1: *cough* *cough*
student 2: stop with the test coughs I don't wanna be written up
by benUlan November 5, 2009

Friend 1: THE EARTH IS FLAT!!
Friend 2: Does he always cough about nothing?
Me: Oh, yeah, constantly!
Friend 2: Does he always cough about nothing?
Me: Oh, yeah, constantly!
by SmoggyLeaf November 29, 2023
