Corn Factor

The level of corny-ness in a given situation

{really corny moment in a movie occurs}
Wow, haha can I just point out the corn factor right about now??

"Dude, American Gladiators has an unmeasurable corn factor"

by driver_wanted November 3, 2009

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loose corn

Loose corn is used to describe corn that is not in the natural cob state. It can come in a can, frozen or have just been manually removed from the cob. Just saying "corn" isn't clear so we must conform to the binary options of "loose corn" or "corn on the cob".

Edric: Let's order the corn. Does that sound good to you?
Veronica: Depends on if it's loose corn or corn on the cob.
Edric: Good call, this isn't completely clear and madness. Let's check with the waiter.

by thisisedric December 17, 2019

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crown of corns

Defecating across a person’s forehead especially after eating corn.

“I ate a lot of street corn at dinner and later that night I gave her a crown of corns”

by Space C0wb0y February 22, 2021

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Corn Communion

When the only reason you go to church is so you can figure out a way to take a corny shit in the Pastor's mouth after his sermon.

"Mom, can we have corn for dinner tonight, I have corn communion tomorrow at church?"

by tbizzy2 August 22, 2019

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Kill Corn

The process in which a group of people (Friends, Band Members or Degenerates) recycle corn either through defecation or vommiting, only to reconsume the product over and over until, one by one, group participants yell 'I give" and drop out of the contest. The last one standing is known as 'Kill Corn!"

Bob remained the last one standing in the kill corn group contest! Bob is now 'King of the Kill Corns!'

by Marilynn Husk August 10, 2010

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