Copilot

When you are peacefully taking a shit in a public or workplace bathroom with a row of stalls and someone comes in and takes the stall right next to you.

Zach was droppin a duece at work, reflecting on his day, when Jeff came in and copiloted him.

by yerboy319 April 24, 2011

COVID-X

When the letter X is linked to different operations (addition, multiplication, exponentiation, tetration) with regard to the actual number of infections or fatalities in a country—for example, if X infected cases are reported in some rogue nations, the actual figures are probably closer to the following: North Korea: X + 2; India: 2X; Russia: 2ˣ; China: ˣ2.

What is COVID-X for China if X is 3? The answer is ³2 = (2²)² = 4² = 16.

by Covido January 10, 2021

Covid-22

Catch-22 during the coronavirus pandemic: if you stay at home, you have no money to feed your family and pay the bills; and if you go out and work, you risk your life and those of your loved ones, especially if some members are prone to contracting the virus due to a poor health condition.

Adios and his wife, both out of work, are in debt and face eviction at the end of the month, with the family of five trying to keep their baby who suffers from a rare disease condition that requires round-the-clock care at home instead of moving to a homeless shelter; however, if they go out to work, the odds of them infecting their little one are pretty high—they’re stuck in a Covid-22 situation.

by Covido December 1, 2020

Covid-38

The next 19 pounds you gain after the second wave of Covid-19 hits.

I should've worn a mask, practiced social distancing, and maybe walked around the block once or twice a day. Now, instead of just having Covid-19, I have the Covid-38.

by MrMathAllOfYous August 10, 2020

COVIDapocalypse

The closest yet modern man has come to complete undoing.

It ain't the apocalypse; it's the COVIDapocalypse...not much difference, really eh?

by YAWA March 31, 2020

Covid Rule

When a thin majority or weak government declares a nationwide state of emergency as an excuse to curb the spread of the coronavirus to hang on to power, or to prevent the administration from collapsing.

Malaysian PM resorts to Covid rule to suspend the parliament, thus preventing any elections to be held during the emergency, which could last until 2022, when the situation returned to normal.

by Covido January 12, 2021

Copial

a new and thoroughly interesting word to be coupled with 'post' normally used to describe the moments after
intercourse...;)

Having a copial ciggarrete..

by Kanda July 31, 2008