cooked dog

the tacos in Mexico that dont very much taste like regualr meat.often more hard to bite into....if you lost your dog in mexico.. chances are, you ,may be eating it. you also may find this cooked dog substance in tacos, burritos, enchaladas, ect..

(in a Mexican accent)
1:you like cooked dog?
2:cooked dog five dolla.
3:free cooked dog if you buy brac-a-lets!
4:we like cooked dog in me-he-co!!!

by ASHLEYKENDAL November 26, 2006

Cocky Rocky the Bukake Jockey

The infamous nickname given to an arrogant homosexual male named Rocky who spent his free time hoping to be the center of a bukake ritual.

After Ryan slapped Eric on the butt, Eric exclaimed, "If you keep that gay shit up, you're gonna be gayer than Cocky Rocky the Bukake Jockey!"

by Capn' Whackin Cracka January 6, 2008

chokyi

The most beautiful of all living things,

The best (one)

I love that chokyi

by oi oioi oioi August 13, 2017

your cooked

When someone is done for. Like wack or dumb

No one cares your cooked

by Avry July 19, 2017

pressure cooker farts

The type of flatulence that sounds like it’s emanating from a pressure cooker.

I came into the kitchen, put my arms around my wife, and hearing the pressure cooker asked, “what’s for dinner, honey?” and was astounded when she simply said, “I don’t know - but I am having these unrelenting pressure cooker farts all afternoon!”

by Dr Bunnygirl August 13, 2019

Cook a cat

A quiet expression of annoyance, particularly when you're clinically fed up.

Talking to yourself:

Oh, cook a cat...

by James Christ August 15, 2004

Giles Cooke

A person (only just) who bears a resmemblance to a pig, who also says stupid things, which embarrass him and those around him. They are also the type of person, who thinks that without his ugliness/spots, all members of the opposite sex would be swarming around them.The term can also be used to describe people who have had a very embarrassing and socially threatening sexual mishap/cock-up

"That indian resturant is pricey...but cheap"
"What do you call people that have no parents"
"The sky looks low tonight"
"I dont know how to tuck in my shirt"
"If i didnt have spots, all the women would want me"
(after missing a blatent scoring oppurtunity)"I forgot to shoot!"
"I tried to screw her, with a flop on"


All these quotes are from the original and only Giles Laurence Cooke. Any quotes like this used in the same sort of context, constitutes the quotee to be a "Giles Cooke"

by Nic Cooper Inc. October 25, 2008