noun.
Person who is above all else, a jerk, wanker, asshole, or any of the above. May or may not be gay.
Person who is above all else, a jerk, wanker, asshole, or any of the above. May or may not be gay.
by The Retards September 2, 2003
Get the cocktard mug.The process of finding a phallic looking cactus out in the desert and straddling said cactus to make it appear to be coming out of one’s pants/shorts. Having a friend who appreciates this 7th grade humor and is willing to document such actions in a photograph only enhances the act and preserves it ingenious for others to appreciate later.
I found a beautifully curved cockti on our hike. Luckily Kuch was there to capture it in its full glory.
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A doctor who partakes in 'bum fancying'
Oh wow look at that Cockter!!!!
by thomasjameshenrypowellisreally October 14, 2009
Get the Cockter mug.Similar to texting or sexting, cockting is the act of sending a picture of your penis over text message. This practice was popularized by Brett Favre in 2010.
I can't believe someone with such a small penis would be cockting that girl! Is he trying to turn her off?
When Percival wants to get laid, he just cockts his lineup of booty calls until one comes back to his place.
When Percival wants to get laid, he just cockts his lineup of booty calls until one comes back to his place.
by LeastInterestingManInTheWorld October 9, 2010
Get the cockting mug.An event in which a friend accidentally and unwantingly sees another friend's dick. This may also include any awkward aftermath.
I walked in on Chris changing the other day and saw his dick. We haven't been able to look each other in the eyes since...it's been a total cocktastrophe.
by Gusselsprout March 12, 2011
Get the Cocktastrophe mug.The small of a girl's back, especially when you place a drink on it when getting her form behind, doggie style
by Doggie King August 17, 2011
Get the Cocktail Table mug.When using the cocktail party effect, one is able to hear their own fart in a loud environment such as a party or concert.
I enjoyed the loudest cocktail party fart in the middle of the guitar solo, and no one heard a sound.
by Garpike August 23, 2011
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