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cocktard

noun.
Person who is above all else, a jerk, wanker, asshole, or any of the above. May or may not be gay.
Karl and Mikey are both cocktards. Thier definition of Craigler is way off base.
by The Retards September 2, 2003
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cockti

The process of finding a phallic looking cactus out in the desert and straddling said cactus to make it appear to be coming out of one’s pants/shorts. Having a friend who appreciates this 7th grade humor and is willing to document such actions in a photograph only enhances the act and preserves it ingenious for others to appreciate later.
I found a beautifully curved cockti on our hike. Luckily Kuch was there to capture it in its full glory.
by SirTransfer March 16, 2009
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Cockter

A doctor who partakes in 'bum fancying'
Oh wow look at that Cockter!!!!
by thomasjameshenrypowellisreally October 14, 2009
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cockting

Similar to texting or sexting, cockting is the act of sending a picture of your penis over text message. This practice was popularized by Brett Favre in 2010.
I can't believe someone with such a small penis would be cockting that girl! Is he trying to turn her off?

When Percival wants to get laid, he just cockts his lineup of booty calls until one comes back to his place.
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Cocktastrophe

An event in which a friend accidentally and unwantingly sees another friend's dick. This may also include any awkward aftermath.
I walked in on Chris changing the other day and saw his dick. We haven't been able to look each other in the eyes since...it's been a total cocktastrophe.
by Gusselsprout March 12, 2011
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Cocktail Table

The small of a girl's back, especially when you place a drink on it when getting her form behind, doggie style
That girl is so big I could put an entire six pack on her cocktail table!
by Doggie King August 17, 2011
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cocktail party fart

When using the cocktail party effect, one is able to hear their own fart in a loud environment such as a party or concert.
I enjoyed the loudest cocktail party fart in the middle of the guitar solo, and no one heard a sound.
by Garpike August 23, 2011
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