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Complete Mong

speaks for itself, a mong of the highest order.
That's not the way to fix that bike, you complete mong.
by NEQCounter January 27, 2014
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complexifuckingtivey

Adding a complex logic of fuckery just because a person wants to add a design detail that wont even be apparent in the final result. This type measures pubic hairs to the nano-micron.
Thats going to add some complexifuckingtivey.
by K-Klonger October 16, 2014
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complescendary

Being a combination of complimentary and condescending, to the point where your conversational companion is not sure whether you are being sincere or an ass.
You're such a saint!
I can't tell if you're being sincere or a douche.
I prefer the term complescendary.
by MommyMispagel August 2, 2017
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Compale

You compale me to punish you.
by SuperYuvi January 21, 2019
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complexifier

Jeff Bezos's euphemism for the word penis.
I think the best euphemism for "penis" is complexifier. It does make things more confusing.
by Neech February 12, 2019
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complexifier

A euphemism for penis, something that confounds a situation or makes things significantly more confusing. Jeff Bezos accused David Pecker (a Trump supporter) and the National Enquirer of "extortion and blackmail" (The New York Times). Pecker claimed to have obtained messages of Bezos and his mistress Lauren Sanchez, threatening to publish those texts and photos. President Trump is not a fan of Bezos nor the Washington Post, which is now owned by Bezos. Bezos hired a private investigator to determine how his private information leaked and to determine whether the National Enquirer was politically motivated. In consideration of Bezos' ongoing divorce and the common theme in this story of dick, Pecker, and semi-erect manhood, possibly the best euphemism for penis is complexifier (Stephen Colbert - LSSC episode 2019 Feb 12).

(According to Google Ngram, the first published instance of this word in English was in Outposts, Issues 1-29, published by Kraus Reprint, University of Michigan in 1944. It has since appeared in a number of other publications, but is not a common word in the English language. Etymologically, it may be of French origin.)
"My ownership of the Washington Post is a complexifier for me. It’s unavoidable that certain powerful people who experience Washington Post news coverage will wrongly conclude I am their enemy." -Jeff Bezos, 2019 Feb
by whoisboris February 12, 2019
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compiling

A word used as an excuse for procrastinating when you should be programming.
Why are you guys not coding? - It's compiling...
by SuHe April 27, 2021
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