computer

A £2000 paper-weight

A single error,
Can turn your expensive box,
to a simple stone.

by gothboy September 14, 2003

Computer

A device usually used for entertainment purposes.

I use the computer to play games with.

by Nevermore November 5, 2003

computer-generated imagery

(CGI) Animated graphics produced by computer and used in film or television.

The movie Shrek uses CGI.

by illEATurHARTout May 14, 2004

Computer Ninja

A virus or trojan that has a specific way to enter your computer, mostly likely by you being an idiot and clicking on advertisements. However, you have not clicked anything strange and yet the virus is in your computer.

"Aw man, I have another computer ninja! How did I get that? I've been away for a week!"

by Hedgehog Review October 5, 2009

Complete and utter cunt

Often is a dingle and is found trolling England forums 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Has a fetish for ponies.

That (Claret Charlie, mel gibson, robbie savage, trevor hemmings) is a complete and utter cunt.

by Completeanduttercunt November 13, 2011

Competitive

Being more focused on victory, or the aspects like domination of an activity, than actual enjoyment of the activity for or by anybody else.

No wonder he/she wasnt thought of as fun to take to parties anymore by the people who once thought he/she was (some had never thought that he/she was fun to take anywhere or be around), he/she really thought of life as nothing but a competition, and had come up with spiritual answers to everything that other people didnt think were competition in life despite not really believing in any of the bullshit answers himself/herself. One thing a competitive person doesn't get is how much loss their is in a war that is considered won by the group that calls themselves the winners, they're too focused on the winning part to get it, despite claiming to be somehow deeper thinking than other people (depth is also no good if it turns into competitive bullshit). Focusing on something besides winning would actually cause them to look at negative things in themselves and other people and wonder if they're really such a winner that they claim to be, or whether it's just everybody else that is the bully, or the self-serving asshole, or the narcissist, or the negative influence.

by Solid Mantis July 20, 2020

suck complete ass

to really blow, to be so bad that it just sucks so much it sucks complete ass.

"We just got so ditched."
"Jim, this blows."
"Ya, this sucks complete ass"
"Lets go slash some tires"

by CHRIS!, JIM! March 6, 2005