A comment usually said by someone by the name of Lochie in which the comment or joke is either so dead/ irrelevant or so stupid/doesn't make sense its extremely annoying or can be both and none laughs at it - you say or yell it out after someone does this
For Example
Lochie - hey felix you look like a yellow tomato plant
- silence
Felix - Holy Lochie Comment
or
Lochie - hey jack that waterfall looks like your mum shawtee when i lick her minge
Jack - LOCHIE COMMENT! shut the fuck up
Lochie - hey felix you look like a yellow tomato plant
- silence
Felix - Holy Lochie Comment
or
Lochie - hey jack that waterfall looks like your mum shawtee when i lick her minge
Jack - LOCHIE COMMENT! shut the fuck up
by Lochie12.5 June 10, 2025
by The person who play robloxalot February 17, 2022
The people who posts selfies of themselves and then their friends and stalkers posts emoji's expressing her beauty and posts stuff like "HOT" and shit. This mainly happens to teenagers that are girls.
by how2pee May 11, 2016
It's the high risk game you play every time you read the comments on an online article/post/video etc. Sometimes they are clever and funny and at best, better than the article itself. Frequently though they make you concerned for the future of humanity and/or angry enough to want to find the commenter and slap them.
She realised she had once again lost the game of comment roulette when she read the words "evolution is just a theory"
by Sheila Montague February 11, 2016
Noun. A person in a forum/comment section who goes on a massive tangent regarding a certain topic. Typically covering every minute detail and sometimes (but not always) using overly sophisticated language.
Jim: "that guy on that one Reddit thread was a total comment novelist
Sam: Seriously! His rant about horses went on way too long!
Sam: Seriously! His rant about horses went on way too long!
by Professional goblin December 15, 2024
anna: hey did u make that note i tagged u in?
brianna: yehd'g im gonna comment rape urs but i just
wanted to finish mine first.
anna:cool man, ill comment rape u too
brianna: yehd'g im gonna comment rape urs but i just
wanted to finish mine first.
anna:cool man, ill comment rape u too
by mindy444 January 29, 2011
A group of people (Usally Male) that go onto a social media comment section of the people they like. And say something usally simple and horny. Includes the words: "Mommy", "Daddy", And more, in a sexaul manner. They are seen in a bad light. The same way simps are, but they are not simps in livestreams or in real life. They are only in comment sections such as Instagram, Tiktok, and others with still comment sections.
by Figro May 15, 2023