1. When someone has been in their own world for a long time then 'wakes up'
2. Someone who refuses to face reality.
2. Someone who refuses to face reality.
by MyMasterpeice.byCG5 December 14, 2018
Get the Reality Coma mug.When a person is in an extreme state of drunkenness, unable to take care of themselves, unwilling to take help and being abusive.
'lets get Tom home, he's fucked.'
'Yeah, but i feel like leaving him in the street because he's in a cunt coma.'
'I know, he just punched me and is shouting abuse at those pikeys over there!'
'Yeah, but i feel like leaving him in the street because he's in a cunt coma.'
'I know, he just punched me and is shouting abuse at those pikeys over there!'
by Tarrel May 5, 2012
Get the Cunt Coma mug.An elective state of deep sleep, caused by an individual’s unquestionable belief in their Government’s response to the Covid-19 scam beginning early 2020.
When a person is in a Covid Coma, nothing can wake them up. Attempts to do so usually involve presenting the patient with hard evidence which exposes the truth behind the Government’s Covid-19 response, as well as evidence of corrupt and dishonest behaviour perpetrated by the Government and it’s bodies, the media and private medical corporations.
A Covid Coma patient will point blank refuse to believe that any corrupt dealings, illegal behaviour or criminal offences have been committed by the above mentioned, instead preferring to remain in their state of prolonged unconsciousness and believe whatever other lies the Government cook up to continue on with their elaborate scam.
A person in Covid Coma will also experience severe naivety, believing all the lies which have been fed to the masses since early 2020, despite the rules based on “expert medical advice” changing as often as every 12 hours or so.
One must exercise care when attempting to wake up an individual who is in a Covid Coma, as patients usually react angrily when offered treatment, as if to say “can’t you see that I’m trying to sleep?”
When a person is in a Covid Coma, nothing can wake them up. Attempts to do so usually involve presenting the patient with hard evidence which exposes the truth behind the Government’s Covid-19 response, as well as evidence of corrupt and dishonest behaviour perpetrated by the Government and it’s bodies, the media and private medical corporations.
A Covid Coma patient will point blank refuse to believe that any corrupt dealings, illegal behaviour or criminal offences have been committed by the above mentioned, instead preferring to remain in their state of prolonged unconsciousness and believe whatever other lies the Government cook up to continue on with their elaborate scam.
A person in Covid Coma will also experience severe naivety, believing all the lies which have been fed to the masses since early 2020, despite the rules based on “expert medical advice” changing as often as every 12 hours or so.
One must exercise care when attempting to wake up an individual who is in a Covid Coma, as patients usually react angrily when offered treatment, as if to say “can’t you see that I’m trying to sleep?”
“Oi check this out, an independent Japanese vaccine research organisation have found that all Covid-19 mRNA vaccines are unsafe and should not be administered to anyone, let alone under a Government mandate. They say that a healthy person’s immune system is more than capable of fighting off Wu Flu, so why are the Government recommending booster number four instead of promoting a healthy diet and exercise?”
Covid Coma Patient: “Where did you read that?? What’s your source?? You’re not a doctor or epidemiologist, what if your grandma got covid and DIED?? Just because you watch conspiracy videos on YouTube doesn’t give you the right to spread misinformation! How hard is it to just shut up and get the jab??”
“Yeah okay, keep us all sick I guess”
Covid Coma Patient: “Where did you read that?? What’s your source?? You’re not a doctor or epidemiologist, what if your grandma got covid and DIED?? Just because you watch conspiracy videos on YouTube doesn’t give you the right to spread misinformation! How hard is it to just shut up and get the jab??”
“Yeah okay, keep us all sick I guess”
by UncleGreeny April 12, 2022
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