flaming monkey on cocaine

An imagaginary monkey that encourages you to run faster in PE by running after you.

Ahhh a Flaming monkey on Cocaine is following us! RUN!!

by Colin Ma December 17, 2006

cocaine

A powdery white stimulant that is snorted to give a rush of confidence and a feeling of well being. Contrary to popular belief, cocaine is NOT physically addictive, so anyone with a little willpower can enjoy occasional coke binges without becoming a desperate addict.

most addicts are fuckin idiots and it's their fault, not the drugs.

by mo' September 4, 2005

Coca-blast

The act of masturbating in the shower. Then when about to ejaculate does so on the tub floor, shower knobs, and if possible the shower head.

What the fuck is taking Timmy so long in the shower?

Oh, he's coca-blasting.

Does he do that often?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

by Debroah Morgan January 17, 2010

Cowboy cocaine

The act of masturbating to ejaculation, shooting the ejaculate onto a coffee table or other small table, waiting until it dries, and then cutting the ejaculate up with a credit card and snorting it.

Hey Dustin, wanna come to my place this weekend, watch some movies, and do a little bit of cowboy cocaine?

by Olkrustypackage August 31, 2016

working man's cocaine

Another term for methaphetamine (crystal meth)

Dude I think I'm having a stroke from all that working man's cocaine.

by Diana Stephens October 28, 2004

cocaine

the best nights of your life but the worst morning of your lives (it's worth it!!!!). keeps you awake to party harder than you ever have. usually snorted, also applied to gums to create numbness (highly recommended)

"you say addiction like it's bad thing!"
* K A T * - with love<3

example? it's almost 7AM and were still partying... you would love.. .cocaine!!! we HAVE the good life.

by Allan Markus December 25, 2007

Coca Cola

once a cheap way to get high until the goddamn goverment banned crack. Now i have to spend 6 grand just to get my weekly cocaine fix from some mexican dude who dont sell it pure.

god i wish for the good old days when a 12 pack of coke was all you needed for a coke fix

by crackhead July 4, 2003