Have a Cow

To have a cow means to have a melt down in a drastically unnecessary way.

Friend #1: "i KeEp StUbBiNg My Toe On ThIs WaLl"
Friend #2: "oh god she's gonna have a cow"

by mm.spook👻 January 13, 2021

Cow Bean

1 - (n) A terrible gamer in terms of both skill and etiquette.

2 - (v) To be overtly and obliviously obnoxious to others around you.

"That guy completely ruined the raid last night, he was a total cow bean."

"Hey man, quit cow beaning, we don't need to hear you eat those doritos."

by MadMardigan November 12, 2014

thirst cow

A female with an unquenchable thirst. Her body incessantly longs for male attention yet her personality and cow like appearance forever prevent her from getting any.

My school is full of Thirst Cows, put down the Starbucks, hit the gym (but actually workout), and stop being an annoying fat shit.

by bossman45 February 12, 2014

Cow brand

La Chona (can also mean La chona Quesadilla Mexican style melting cheese)

: ̗̀➛ "cow brand is the best brand"

: ̗̀➛ "cow brand is my favorite cheese"

by zunikaaa♡ January 30, 2022

as sober as a cow

A saying said by drunk people from Wisconsin in order to make others believe they are sober

"Somebody's drunk"

"Pshh, no I'm not. I'm as sober as a cow!"

"Only a drunk person would say that...drunk ass"

by SoberCow February 29, 2016

pus cow

a pus cow, is a person who is known as a buzz kill

mom- no energy drinks for you!
kid- mom you're such a pus cow

by angeltufts. March 14, 2009

cow penis

something that you can tell repeatedly to piss off your bus driver

Me: COW PENIS!!!!!!!!!
Bus driver: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!

by cow penis June 24, 2020