Corona Condom

A face mask, designed to protect people from contracting and spreading the SARS-CoV-, the main cause of COVID-19. Usually protested by people who think the virus is a hoax (See: Karen, Republican, anti-vaxxer)

Ah, crap...i can't go into the store. I forgot my Corona condom!
Don't forgot to wear your Corona condom when out in public.

by SomePerson100000 December 30, 2020

corona hustle

Corona Hustle is when the governments decide to shut down the whole planet and damage the economy putting people out of jobs and introducing a vaccine for the benefit of the few.

This is just a corona hustle, it isn't real

by dont think, feel April 20, 2020

Corona hairdo

What has become the new norm for women with fake ass hair

Jim: OMG, Dude, did you see that beast by the meat counter? She is ugly as fuck, but that Corona hairdo makes it ten times worse.
Mike: That should be illegal. I think my Kale just wilted thinking about her naked. I wish they made total head masks.

by Butter Mike May 5, 2020

corona 15

When person self quarantining for Corona Virus (usually a female) eats a ton, and precedes to sit on her ass and gain 15 lbs.

Did you see Suzy after quarantine? Talk about a Corona 15!

by Northerly March 24, 2020

Corona

Some virus named after a beer

First person: "can I have 'a' corona?"
Second person: "sure!" *coughs*
First person: "Not the corona I meant..."

by aMathTeachersSon April 29, 2021

Corona Spouse

That person with whom you’ve chosen to self-quarantine, and with whom Sex eventually came into the equation, even though you hadn't previously co-habitated, had no official commitment, and towards whom you may or may not have harbored an antepandemic crush. It may be an old flame, an ex-husband or wife, a colleague or simply a friend, but for some unexplainable reason your hidden Self chose that person as your shelter-in-residence mate.

Amanda took Chris as her Corona Spouse to stave off boredom and find some normalcy during the pandemic.

by BigBunnie March 24, 2020

Corona

Basically The hip way of saying Corona Virus , or Covid-19

Girl 1: (no mask) Hay Gorl! (sneezes) (chokes)
Girl 2: (Puts on mask) Uhh, Cover yo mouth! CORONA!!

by Aria-Chan December 8, 2021