Closet normal

Someone who is politically average but pretends to be ultra left/right-wing to fit in with their family, friends, or workplace.

Steven seems pretty woke but he’s actually closet normal — he said defending the police is an obviously stupid idea just last week.

by yesnononoyes September 14, 2022

closet pig

A women who portrays herself as a good girl in public, but is secretly a whore.

Sally acts like she is a good girl but I heard shes a closet pig

by Cousinsnbiz November 16, 2018

Hoe Closet

A closet full of clothes that other people (mainly parents) don’t know you own.

“Dude I have a hoe closet full for when I go full hoe mode.”

by extended broom handle June 18, 2020

closet fucking

Engaging in sexual intercourse inside of a closet. In some cases it is a fetish to hide or try not to get "caught"

Eric and I were closet fucking so that his friend Jenny wouldn't hear us while she was playing Call of Duty. After we were done closet fucking he passed out and I built a snowman with Jenny. February 2016

by POTtybreak August 25, 2016

Closet Catholic

Someone that secretly believes in the Catholic faith,but does not officially convert to it.

protestant 1 : my fellow protestant friend is explaining how saints and catholic theology actually works and he is not even catholic.

protestant 2 : maybe your fellow protestant friend, is maybe a Closet Catholic.

by 777Boy July 11, 2022

closet people

Someone you meet on a social media app who are shady about their true identity

I can't message with you any more, I'm not into closet people

I blocked Matthew, he was too closet people

by Sunlightgirl July 8, 2017

drugs' closet

A closet or small space secretly (or not so secretly) used solely for doing recreational drugs

"Meet me in the drugs' closet in 5"

by Will the real trump pls stand October 28, 2018