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ChimpZee Simp God

ChimpZee Simp God was the greastest chimpanzee ever. Slay moby dick to become ruler of the chimps. Also became the official 69th presdient of Nigeria and accidentally genocide white people and pigeons. Made too many babies so he store them in the back of superone. And force Russia to seize their land to him. So sexy that wife drop their husbands for him
Bob backlund : where the fuck is my wife at?
Son rodger : she ditch you for ChimpZee Simp God
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chimp-link

when multiple chimps join together to form a chain while humping each other. Often accompanied by aggressive shrieking or grunting.
Oh god, look at that Chimp-link! This one is quite impressive, they have even got the alpha male involved
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chimpkins

chimpkins are giant cowboy chickens that want to take over the world
i saw some chimpkins
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chimples

a very bumpy fart that occurs in sections
“bubbly” farts that are chunky and have different lengths in volume
i made a huge chimples on the chain
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Chimpkin

What I call my beautiful chickens.
They are loud and like to eat dirt.
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forty clamp

pronounced (fooooooooooo-D-Clamp)

Originated by the drunken shouts of one Dale Tourdot (pronounced: 2 dough) in an attempt to say "party time". Now a staple for the phrase "Im gonna get fucked up!" or "Fucking Sweet!". Used in extreme drunkeness as exclamation for elation or triumph. Was heard in another drunken shout on 94.1 JJO, the number one hard rock radio station in America and one of our own in Wisconsin
Drunk 1 (Whilst throwing in a game of beer pong): "Its rebuttal, make this so I can slam that keystone."
(Ker-Plunk-nothin but beer)
Drunk 2: "Foooooooooooooorty-Clamp!"

or
Drunk 1:"It's Sunday morning and we got nothing to do"
Drunk 2:"I got a case of keystone!"
Drunk 1:"Forty Clamp bitches"
by Colt .45 April 24, 2008
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