Clemson

Clemson (n.) (clem-sucks)

Clemson, commonly pernounced Clem-sucks (for obvious reasons), is often described as an arrogant person and/or persons with very few brain cells. Whom without their sports department has very little, correction, nothing to offer. When Clemson fans find their neiche in the outside world (which most don’t tend to travel far) - they reside in sad little boring no-name towns in the mountains of South Carolina where there is nothing to do but watch football and marry your cousin. Being as football is the only thing that gives these primitive beings a reason to live, they obsess over the fact and become one of the most obnoxious and untollerable fans in all of college athletics. Their incredibly poor sportsmanlike behaviors have made them unenjoyable by all other colleges who unanimously dispise hosting the likes of their company every gameday.

For related words see: unintelligent, redneck, white trash

- Has anyone talked to Davey? Anyone keep up with that guy anymore?

- Last I heard he’s a Clemson fan now. He’s moved back in with his mamma n’ them out at the trailer park. They say he’s not good for much, can’t get a job or a life for that matter, but damn if he can’t rock the beer gut, purple, and orange like a real deadbeat!

by 26293740000 November 24, 2018

Clemsoning

To use steroids.

My speed, athleticism, and body mass has increased exponentially since I began Clemsoning.

by KJ Hawk January 19, 2019

Clements

A threesome with one guy and two girls, one girl being fat.

"I had a threesome the other day, but a fatty arrived so it became a clements party."

by Dudleyshwam May 18, 2010

Clem

a) a piece of work, more often than not found creating mischief of sorts

I can't believe you just ashed your cigarette on my carpet. You're a real Clem, sometimes.

by jcdeneve May 1, 2011

jessica jane clement

she is a british glamour model and actress. she frequently gets her tits out and she is lesbian

i saw jessica jane clement kissing a girl with her tits out

by ukxhitman May 2, 2011

Clemen

An adolescent male's anus. Often, but not always, pertaining to the anus of an altar boy.

"Father Joseph could barely control his insatiable appetite for some youthful clemen."

"I flipped the lad on his head and ate some fresh fruit out of his clemen."

by Priestess69 April 14, 2010

clamstep

bass, booty, glam, steps, drum, dub

so like one day that girl leen was all leestening to her major homees unreleasssd traccxx and she was like

OMG THAT IT and

clamstep was born

sounds like dubstep, skull disco, hyperstep and booty bass with an inland empire sized dose of glitter, glimmer, and all things a teenage suburban prostitute would want for her borethday

Calls yourself a lady first.
then:

stop jackin my swagger
quit bitin my style
you aint even cute now
i scened u for a while
i dont give up yo
math u deserve
count your calories AND
freshen up you serious
keep collecting my dust
just to synthesize a zoo of you
disrespecting as usual
take away your wideness
of all the wrong places
a no apologies girl
it just has to be you
takin territory i marked with my scent
allow ur puggy nose
deep inhale my stench
those mine cubic two meters
of delirious shed
entertain my mental space??
who the fuck called u over that day?!
STOP JACKIN my style
no biting my HAIR
you aint even cute now
*I* scened u for a split
where the hell your real jocks
mirrord mine special
cant believe you stared me
grotesquely for a segment
LOYALTY like a lollipop
swiping my locks
wacking my kicks
stealing my lucks
when our eyes dont meet
stop snooping my shit
i dont wanna deal
with some puppy ho
tryinna be a bitch

fuck off.

i scened
i scened
I SEEN U 4 A WHILE

clamstep!

by leena leen October 8, 2008