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thunder clapper

A legendary pair of butt cheeks. When patty caked with no hands this ass makes a clapping noise heard for miles around, that of thunder. Their has yet to be a thunder clapper to be born, but ancient prophets along with modern science has foretold that the great thunder clapper will come down from the heavens to show us the erotic ways to twerk and booty clap. Oh great thunder clapper I bow to thee.
by thunder clapper wrangler July 4, 2014
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ass clapper

one really loud and long fart, ie. a fart that sounds like a Harley Davidson at idle.
WOW, did you hear Holly's fart...it was a real ass clapper.
by Russell Pridgen December 23, 2007
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Chapped asshole

When you've had the squits, subsequently have had to wipe your ass about 6 times in less than an hour, what was once plump and robust is now a dry shrivelled husk of an anus. That is chapped asshole.
Awwww.... yooooooo......... I've got chapped asshole
by Chappedasshole April 5, 2019
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crapped up

Slang used in the nuclear industry to indicate when radioactive contamination is somewhere it should not be.
"that guy was working alone and got really crapped up when he breached that valve"

"that whole room is crapped up, we are going to need some help"
by nukeworker March 28, 2005
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Clipped

Person 1: “Why is (name) in the office?”
Person 2: “I heard he got clipped smoking weed and the principal suspended him for a week”
by alooboyy October 26, 2018
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Chapped Lups

adj. + noun. Describes when a woman has dry and flaky labia.
Heather: Do you have some chapstick I can borrow?

Megan: Wait, you don't have chapped lips.

Heather: Oh, I have chapped lups.
by Swaburd June 5, 2011
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half-clapper top cheddar

colby armstrong said it best on OTR, a hockey term meaning a quick slapshot where the stick is lifted half way, almost like a snap shot, with a quick release which sends the puck in the top section of the net over either of the goaltenders shoulders or glove and blocker
Theres Kesler with a half-clapper top cheddar snipe, Canucks lead 1-0
by Luongos'2ndcoming May 26, 2011
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