Cigarette distance

The unit of measurement that smokers use between destinations to determine if they should light up a cigarette, with the reasonable certainty it will be smoked by the time they arrive. White trash only use this measurement when giving directions to other white trash.

Jimmy to his common law wife: How far is the Walmart from the bar?

Common law wife to Jimmy: the cigarette distance is about 3 cigarettes.

by Grant Rampus February 15, 2019

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cigarette nazi

basically smokes everywhere. won't let other people breath

Man : Hey did you see that guy? his fume is everywhere!
Man 2 : He is a cigarette nazi folk, nothing to be excited about

by UncleDor May 17, 2020

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cigarette speedrun

When you pass the cig in a circle as fast as possible because you can't smoke inside

Quick we have to have a cigarette speedrun before Kyle gets back

by BudwiswerDeliveryGuy March 24, 2021

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Cigarette Nose

Someone who smokes a shit load of cigarettes.

“Man, that coworker of mine is a cigarette nose! All he wants to do is take smoke breaks.”

“It’s hard to get anything done with all these cigarette noses”

“Larry’s dad is a fuckin cigarette nose”

by Wish bone July 7, 2021

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cigarettexarms

Cigarettexarms is a amazing TikTokker and sick punk who geeks out his favourite things and talks about major issues. He is funny, kind and accepting of everyone.

Have you seen this punk dude his style is sick

Oh yeah that’s cigarettexarms he’s so cool

by Swaggy_6 October 1, 2021

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