church juice

Church juice is cranberry juice cut by half water, the origin for church juice is

- the juice they would serve you at church camp when you were younger!

Although it seems like it would be gross it’s BUSSIN

“Man I could go for some church juice in a styrofoam cup rn”

by copelily82 =) you got it July 10, 2021

Church Hoe

Loyal hoes that come from church

They’re not a church hoe, they’re just a hoe from church

by Mickelyawner September 01, 2022

chris church

Someone that doesn't do much of anything and rather sit at a bar and drink coors.

Lazy
Old
Alcoholic

Every Friday Brad is a chris church at 2:30pm.

by Tman27 April 13, 2019

Pucci Church

Pucci Church is the best jojo discord, even better than gacha heat servers.

"Oh, Pucci Church is the best version of hell I've been to 😎

by December 21, 2020

Fisher Church

Fisher Price is a brand of little toys, particularly cars. Fisher Church is where adult religious leaders purchase their sweet rides.

-WOAH IS THAT THE POPEMOBILE???

-YEA HE GOT IT FROM FISHER CHURCH

by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe June 27, 2023

gabe church

A guy that is somewhat popular and is the most horny guy in the school. He seeks for one night stands with multiple girl.

That Gabe church kid is the most horny guy I've seen!

by Ndndndbf November 25, 2016

Church Jeans

The least worn out jeans in one's wardrobe, reserved for special occasions such as church on Sundays. These jeans are normally utilized by those to whom khakis are considered "fancy man pants."

"Honey, have you seen my church jeans? I can put my whole hand into the holes in my other pairs."

by Krums1&4 May 13, 2016