Chair spinner

A worker who watches the clock eagerly awaiting quitting time.

A person comes into work and doesn't really work, but pretends to work while waiting until the end of the business day. Spins chair to make time progess a little faster, so therefore called "Chair spinner".

by nonchairspinner August 31, 2013

high chair

a stunt performed on a crotch rocket where you place your legs between your arms and over the windshield, while sitting on the tank... it feels like you are in a high chair, hence the name... dangerous to the novice...

did you see that wicked ass high chair i pulled?

by Jesters Deadd November 12, 2005

swivel chair

Objects of mass destruction.

You're standing on a swivel chair to change a light bulb when all of the sudden you hear a loud noise. You quickly turn, the light bulb falls and breaks, then you fall on the broken glass while destroying some other furniture and valuable objects along the way.

by Super Swanky Burgers September 28, 2010

leather chair ottoman stick ride

the male sits in somewhat of a laying motion on a leather chair with a leather ottoman approximately 1 to 2 feet away....the male rests his legs up on the ottoman while the female strattles his cock standing in between the chair and ottoman....she hops on to the stick, and rides as she pleases, possessing the most tremendous orgasm of her life.

me and this girl did the leather chair ottoman stick ride once and she moaned like a dying squirrel.

by Jack Growlithe April 23, 2011

Judas Chair

This torture device, also known as the Judas Cradle, was implimented often by the Spanish Inquisition.

The victim was hoisted up by a rope and forced to sit on top of a pyramid shaped device, thereby causing rectal trauma of several kinds.

I heard that homosexuals find the Judas Chair quite pleasurefull...

by Argonak April 12, 2008

Char-Broiled Sprinkles

1: Placing your testicles over an open flame, such as a bunsen burner, and then shaking your nuts over someones face while they sleep. This causes your burnt pubic hair to cover their face.

Dude, I woke up this morning and had char-broiled sprinkles all over my face. That shit is gross.

by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006

chairface

The name of a man whose face is sat upon by a woman wearing either a thong or panties; the most popular clothing use is lingerie.

Last night, she made a chairface out of me!

by facechair February 21, 2009