One Of The Main Characters In Stephenie Meyers Book Twilight!!! He Is A Totally Loving Hot Kind Strong Amazing Boy/ Vampire And He Loves Bella Swan The Main Character Of the Book!!! He Has Raised The Standards Girls Have For Boyfriends All Over The World!!!!! He Sparkels In The Sun.... Could It Get Any Better?
Boy:Hey Wanna Go Out?
Girl:Do You Sparkle Like Edward Cullen?
Boy:Who?
Girl:The Vampire From Twilight!!!!
Boy:Oh You Mean That Book Girls Love? Of Course I Don't Its Fictional!!!
Girl:Then I Can't Go Out With You, I Love Edward And Vampires That Sparkle!!!!
Boy:Dam Wish I Sparkled Thats The Tenth Girl To Turn Me Down With That Reason This Month!!!!
Girl:Do You Sparkle Like Edward Cullen?
Boy:Who?
Girl:The Vampire From Twilight!!!!
Boy:Oh You Mean That Book Girls Love? Of Course I Don't Its Fictional!!!
Girl:Then I Can't Go Out With You, I Love Edward And Vampires That Sparkle!!!!
Boy:Dam Wish I Sparkled Thats The Tenth Girl To Turn Me Down With That Reason This Month!!!!
by ILoveEdwardCullen March 14, 2009
Get the Edward Cullen mug.A. To be low-key gay and racist.
B. A irish redhead whom'st've taken all the drugs, has a small penis and is high-key racist.
B. A irish redhead whom'st've taken all the drugs, has a small penis and is high-key racist.
A. Jeez that guy is so Cullen.
B.
Guy 1: Yo do you know that new kid Alex?
Guy 2: Yeah, but you don't wanna meet him. He's such a Cullen
B.
Guy 1: Yo do you know that new kid Alex?
Guy 2: Yeah, but you don't wanna meet him. He's such a Cullen
by IdiotSquadSenpai April 19, 2018
Get the Cullen mug.Modification of the name Selene -- Titan goddess of the moon according to Greek mythology.
Two (similar) definitions:
1. Goddess of the moon
2. The moon
Less common than other variations such as Celine, Celina, Selena, etc. Possibly popularized by celebrities such as Celine Dion, Selena Gomez, Selena (Quintanilla-Perez), and more.
Two (similar) definitions:
1. Goddess of the moon
2. The moon
Less common than other variations such as Celine, Celina, Selena, etc. Possibly popularized by celebrities such as Celine Dion, Selena Gomez, Selena (Quintanilla-Perez), and more.
Barista: Could I have your name?
Celena: I'm Celena. C-E-L-E-N-A. No "i" or "s".
Barista: S-A-L-I-N-A...got it, thanks!
Celena: I'm Celena. C-E-L-E-N-A. No "i" or "s".
Barista: S-A-L-I-N-A...got it, thanks!
by CAMELLIABOUQUET April 30, 2020
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Get the Edward Cullen mug.an adorable boy from my archery, he makes me smile and laugh. He makes my day when I shoot with him. His humor is the same to mine and i love his freckles. His hair is amazing and he's 3 inches taller than me. His favorite color is purple, he shoots at 30m even though he can move to 40. i think hes pretty cool.
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by NotZ May 10, 2022
Get the Charlie Callen mug.A Vampire who's never had sex in all of his life (which is like over a 100 years). When he does have sex, it's with an anorexic emo whore who's got a Beastiality Fetish with dogs. He knocked her up and know has to change her into a super-fag who can rip his balls off. Yeah, your balls are so in her purse, bro.
He likes his girls 75 pounds and an A Cup Sized boobs, if you can even call those boobs. So, in other words, Edward is a pedophile who decided to bring Elvis's hair back into style.
Her has piss-colored eyes and albino colored skin. His nipples are like a forest that never gets rained on. Unless you call Jasper's jizz rain, then he get's lots of rain.
Stephanie Meyer ruined the name Edward and ruined the whole Vampire idea with her "Humans are Friends, Not Food" crap. Way to go, Steph. You just turned one of the most feared creatures into the next CareBears.
He likes his girls 75 pounds and an A Cup Sized boobs, if you can even call those boobs. So, in other words, Edward is a pedophile who decided to bring Elvis's hair back into style.
Her has piss-colored eyes and albino colored skin. His nipples are like a forest that never gets rained on. Unless you call Jasper's jizz rain, then he get's lots of rain.
Stephanie Meyer ruined the name Edward and ruined the whole Vampire idea with her "Humans are Friends, Not Food" crap. Way to go, Steph. You just turned one of the most feared creatures into the next CareBears.
Edward Cullen: Say it, Say it out loud.
Bella: You're a...Homosexual.
Edward Cullen: No! How did you find ouuut?! *fans himself with his perfectly manicured hand*
Bella: Oh, Edward, it's okay. We can get married and no has to know!
Edward: But...But...
Bella: But what?
Edward: I...*Prances into an open meadow and dances around in the flowers under the sun. He sparkles crazily* I SPARKLE, BELLA. Tee-Hee!
Bella: You're a...Homosexual.
Edward Cullen: No! How did you find ouuut?! *fans himself with his perfectly manicured hand*
Bella: Oh, Edward, it's okay. We can get married and no has to know!
Edward: But...But...
Bella: But what?
Edward: I...*Prances into an open meadow and dances around in the flowers under the sun. He sparkles crazily* I SPARKLE, BELLA. Tee-Hee!
by l3itchesGetStitches June 14, 2011
Get the Edward Cullen mug.Hot, sparkling vampire is in love with Bella Swan. Every girl either wants him or hates him because they cannot have him.
by edwardobsesssed November 17, 2009
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