crazy carl

playing football in jeans, boots, and chains...

"Is this kid serious with the chains and the boots?"... "of course hes crazy carl.."

by Carl fan January 22, 2005

smooth carl

Act of deficating in a tube sock and instead of hitting your partner or someone with it wait till they put their foot in the sock

"Joe didnt know what hit him until his foot was covered in crap from the smooth carl"

"After sex John smooth carled me"

"Last night i got smooth carled on both feet"

by Zack Freebird April 22, 2008

hot carl

When you poop in a sock and hit someone in the face with it.

The bitch wouldn't shut up so I had to give her a hot carl

by RaeFai May 23, 2009

Hot-Carl

When you take a shit in your hand, throw it at somebody's face and kick them through a window.

I was so pissed off I Hot-Carl'd the guy interviewing me for the job!

by macdaddy94 November 5, 2006

Hot Carl

FUCK! you all are wrong about the hot carl. the proper hot carl is is achieved by wrapping saran wrap around the face, yes, but you must remember to make a bowl out of the wrap inside of the mouth. then you take a shit in the bowl(this will work best with soft poo/diarrhea). Now for the finale. when you are about to come. you have to push your dick through the the saran wrap bowl so that the hot shit and come inters the mouth all at once. it really is a beautiful thing.

bitch open your mouth so i can give you a hot carl.

by A_HIZZLE March 30, 2009

Cheeky Carl

1. To motorboat an ass. 2. To smack your face cheeks back and forth against someones butt cheeks. 3. Canadian fetish term, may be used in the porn industry.

"I was with Bambi last night and she had an ass so hot I wanted to give her a Cheeky Carl!" "Did you see the booty on that fine lady? Hope she will let me give her a Cheeky Carl?"

by Zeitgeistgnosis June 28, 2009

cuervo carl

Used in the movie "In Her Shoes." Refers to a man who buys a woman a drink in a bar exclusively to get into her pants. "Cuervo" deriving from the popular tequila brand "Jose Cuervo," and "Carl" being a common male name for any douche bag that goes to a bar to pick up women.

The only reason you're drunk right now is because Cuervo Carl wouldn't leave us alone.

Hello, might I buy you fine ladies a drink?
Oh piss off, Cuervo Carl!

by Balfdor July 1, 2007