Hori Cannon

A cherished New Zealand custom, almost as old as time itself, where a child is produced out of seemingly thin air to further strain the welfare system.

Those close to the Hori couple in question, are left in darkness as the duration of the gestational period is kept remarkably below the radar, regardless of social outings or day to day interactions

To the surprise of all, a fully haired spawn is seemingly cannoned into the picture, devoid of any recollection of a pregnancy period or announcement.

Where once was a trendy couple, now stands a proverbial pop-tart family.

Me: Who's baby is that mate? Are you sitting for your sis?
Hori Guy: Surprise! The misso and I have a new little fella to introduce...
Hori Girl: He's such a blessing
Me: You've been packing the Hori Cannon! A rapid shot of spawn that has demolished my understanding of your relationship!
Hori Guy: Whatever man, we're off to claim benefits. Catch.

by The phantom tanner March 11, 2019

Cara Cannon

(1) A non-registered nurse. (2) a person who has a special bond with nature (3) starred in the movie Pizza, as Cara-Ethyl

(1) You can find Cara Cannon in the emergency room not as a nurse but most likely a patient.

by Selena088 April 12, 2010

sphincter cannon

The part of the human body in which gaseous, solid, and sometimes liquid objects are released.

Kik, get yoursphincter cannon out of my face before it explodes on me!

by kiki/stick December 12, 2007

Penis cannon

When you have a massive amount of cum shoot out of your dick with explosive force

Don't get to close the penis cannon is unstable

by The D-fīner March 30, 2015

loose cannon

1) Something the police chief calls two cultually different partnerd cops, when he is angy with them and when the police chief has "the mayor on his ass"

2) In an erotic gay movie about police: The thing that the police chief looks forwad too when "has the mayor on his ass"

1) "You two are loose cannons, but your damn good cops!"

2) "I like the two on your loose cannon, let's play good cop, bad cop!"

by EmilioEstavezFan#1!!! October 8, 2009

arm cannon

A video camera, usually a larger videocassette-carrying type.

Even though you don't use an arm cannon anymore, the copyright mafia can still confiscate your Coolpix camera even if you don't take any videos with it.

by pentozali May 1, 2009

potato cannon

Any sort of device that looks like a cannon and is generally designed to shoot potatos at a high velocity using household products as propellent. Also known as spud gun and potato launcher.

Using these lengths of PVC pipe, I intend to constuct a brand new potato cannon that will surely attract every twelve-year-old in the nieghborhood.

by Kurt Padilla July 12, 2004