canadian special

Apologizing to somebody without ceasing as a way to coerce them, nicely, into what you want them to do.
Taken from The Yarn Harlot's blog yarnharlot.ca/blog - I pulled a Canadian Special... "I'm so sorry you think you have no seats. I feel terrible about this. Oh my goodness, I just feel so bad that you have to find one. I'm sorry I have to go to Toronto, I apologize for needing to really go tonight. Thanks so much for the help, I know you'll find me something, I apologize for being such a pain. No, no - I'm so sorry I can't go sit down. Please, accept my apology for this difficulty. I feel terrible that you have to do this for me."
by yarnywordhead March 21, 2012
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golden canadian

A sexual act, involving watersports where one participant urinates on another, while the one being urinated upon apologizes, profusely.
Dominant: “Hey, want something to drink?”
Submissive: “Sure!”
Dominant: “Here you go!” (begins to urinate on submissive)
Submissive: “Oh. Oh, God! I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry!”
Dominant: “Enjoy your Golden Canadian, bitch!”
Submissive: “Again, and I cannot say this enough, I apologize. I’m really sorry. Sorry.”
by ravenboi June 08, 2016
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Canadian Convoy

The act of multiple men pulling a sex train on a woman while wearing trucker hats and saying "I'm sorry".
Man, 3 or 4 more drinks and that woman will be ready to take on a Canadian Convoy!
by 50Gunner1984 March 12, 2022
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canadian sundae

when you take a dump and also find semen in the toilet
I went to clean the bathroom stalls and some nasty motherfucker left a canadian sundae in the toilet
by pd9000 December 03, 2017
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Canadian Chili

The act of puking into the vagina, draining contents into a bowl and eating with a spoon after having added large amounts of hot sauce.
Nothing cures a hangover like a great big, warm bowl of Canadian Chili.
by M_Pizzle October 23, 2009
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Canadian Commando

Originating in the harsh climes of Winnipeg Manitoba Canada this term is used if one is wearing long underwear (longjohns) with no secondary underwear underneath. Most often some sort of pant is worn overtop the long underwear.
Going Canadian Commando sure makes my balls reek.
by Nate MF Dizzy January 17, 2009
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Canadian Falcon

The act of wearing a bird mask and clawing your partner, then slapping them with Canadian bacon, all while screeching like a falcon.
Mike: Last night i showed a girl what the Canadian Falcon feels like
by hausbossb'gosh May 20, 2011
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