half cocked

The state of your cock being neither limp nor hard, but in the middle.

I couldn't get it up, so I had to fuck your mom half cocked

by C&B Connection June 21, 2006

cracked

crazy, stupid

Man, you cracked.

by Jel Playa July 24, 2003

Cucked

Cucked food, cucked cigarettes: products that have been adulterated to have Ill effects.

You can get cucked at work by people spreading lies about you or people gradually poisoning you to make you ill. If you get cucked it means people have taken your life away and you have been stopped from achieving what you would have if you didn’t get cucked. There is a vast variety of ways you can get cucked and if you do you’ll be on the receiving end of a mixture of methods.

“Tom is such a good guy, shame he got cucked.”
“Tom thinks he’s better than us, let’s cuck him”

by SWozniak November 9, 2018

cracked up

A person who is "high" on crack.

"dude i'm so cracked up right now!"

by itsjade January 22, 2009

Cracked Syndrome

Cracked Syndrome: what happens when a popular website with it's own original content features comics, articles, or videos from other sites. The featured content is the worst of the victim site's content, either done by the host site on purpose in order to make their content better, or, in rare cases, because they actually like what they're featuring.

Originates from Cracked.Com who seem to host the worst of the 'White Ninja' and the 'Daisy Owl' comics, completely turning their readers off from both series'.

Well, the last minute was pretty much uneeded, but the actual sketch was good. Judging by the comments though, this already has Cracked Syndrome.

by Koth April 30, 2009

Cracked dick

The process of cracking your dick

Hay jason, while wacking off last night i cracked dick

by Twizta August 31, 2006

cracked

insane

That tard is cracked, yo!

by burntham September 5, 2003