Crispy

When you hear it you just know what it means. It is universal— it is everywhere, all the time. It is all around us and the breath that fills the lungs of language.

“The weather is really crispy rn.”
“I hate you you’re being so crispy!”
“I love you you’re so crispy!”

by Wreckem May 21, 2022

Crispy Washington

When you make a pipe out of Granny Smith apple, then use the pipe after it has been inserted into your friend's anus.

We've tried the Alabama Hotpocket, you wanna try the Crispy Washington next?

by Cripsy January 4, 2019

Crispy Cone

A sunburnt penis of an old man

Did you see that boomer tanning naked over there? He's got the smallest crispy cone I've ever seen.

by ChaoticWeiner March 28, 2025

Crispy

Someone who looks burnt to a crisp due to being homeless, on the street, addicted, or both; the worse for wear. Rode hard and hung up wet; tore up from the floor up.

That crackhead sitting in MacDonalds sure looks crispy.
After sleeping in the park for nights on end, she was looking pretty crispy.

by christophermooreworx July 31, 2020

Crispy

Super white, kinda sheltered.

The date was ok, but she was super crispy.

by gingerdelux May 14, 2014

crispy cookies

When you are angry and trippin. -Troy

Oh! Crispy Cookies!!! She did not add me back on Snapchat!

by Rüf May 27, 2016

Crispy wave

A spine chilling (in a good way) wave that will send pure bliss and ecstasy from the tip top of the head all the way to the little piggy toe. Most people aren’t lucky enough to ever get one. If you do, NEVER forget it.

Dude.... I got a crispy wave this morning. My life is complete.

by Beary nice April 8, 2021