cobweb cooter

A vagina that has not seen action or sex in a while

Oh that disgusting cafeteria lady is always pissed. She must have a cobweb cooter

by Ferbas January 25, 2013

Cooter snatcher

When your panties get pulled into your vagina.

Person 1: my panties got into a wedgie with my vagina

Person2: that there is what I call a cooter snatcher (deep souther twang)

by Rednecktaco97 March 26, 2021

Scooter Cooter

A hot chick in short shorts and a tank top riding an e-scooter.

ME: Did you see that chick on the scooter?
FRIEND: Was she ugly?
ME: NO WAY! She's was a total Scooter Cooter!

by Jivefool July 25, 2021

Cooter Butter

A reference to one of the most hilarious forum posts in the history of the internet.

I can't find any lube, here's some butter for your cooter, I put it in the microwave for 8 minutes... cooter butter.

by tomx569 June 18, 2017

Cooter vacuum

A douche.

Your a fucking cooter vacuum, bitch cakes.

by SatanicCuntCleaner September 20, 2016

Cooter Scooch

The act of scooching ones vaginal region against any given surface as a means to relieving vaginal itching.

This girl was just cooter scooching all over the arm of the couch in the commons area....might want to pour some disinfectant on it before you sit there.

by MadamMcQuinnMaddHouse February 20, 2020

cooter queen

Bi cuck guy that loves eating his wife's pussy after a man well endowed is done fucking her.

My Lil cuck hubby is my little um eating cooter queen.

by C-dub73 June 8, 2023