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ozark church

A building project using a crooked construction company, with no intention of the project actually being completed, as a means to launder money or rip off investors.

Netflix original series Ozark features a money laundering scheme where, main character Marty Byrde, launders money through building a church and inflating construction costs.
The Tangerine Troll stole billions from people by forcing them to build a giant Ozark Church on the boarder of Mexico.
by ComradeWinston September 1, 2017
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gabe church

A guy that is somewhat popular and is the most horny guy in the school. He seeks for one night stands with multiple girl.
That Gabe church kid is the most horny guy I've seen!
by Ndndndbf November 25, 2016
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Fisher Church

Fisher Price is a brand of little toys, particularly cars. Fisher Church is where adult religious leaders purchase their sweet rides.
-WOAH IS THAT THE POPEMOBILE???

-YEA HE GOT IT FROM FISHER CHURCH
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Church jumpers

1. Families that frequently migrate to different churches

2. A notorious Manhattan gang known for ransacking churches
"Those families are such church jumpers"

"HOLY SHIT IT'S THE CHURCH JUMPERS, RUN"
by Nightwatch2007 November 16, 2022
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fat church

People who join Weight Watchers congregate once a week to stay accountable to their weight loss plan.
Dude: Hey bro, it's Taco Tuesday! Let's go early before the traffic at i35 and Western Center gets bad. Bro: Dude, I can't. I used up all my points this week, and fat church is tomorrow.
by Hugh-Jazz February 15, 2015
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TV church

preaching or church that you watch on tv when you are sick, injured or just don't feel like getting out of bed to go to a real church service.
J: "Did you go to church this morning"

K: " I have a sprained ankle, so I went to TV Church."
by K2theTruth December 7, 2011
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Church Hoe

Loyal hoes that come from church
They’re not a church hoe, they’re just a hoe from church
by Mickelyawner September 1, 2022
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