candy coat

(v.) To describe a situation, item, or position as better or more desirable than a person with a disinterested standpoint might contend. Often people will use this term either to make an item more attractive for sale or downplay the risks or dangers of a situation or position.

Randy: Hey, check our my '86 Yugo. Slick-shifting four speed, Eastern European engineering, easy to service. All yours for $11,000.

Brooklyn: You're candy coating the situation. Bald tires, mad rust spots, sagging shocks -- this car is a piece of crap.

by poorbrokegraduatestudent August 16, 2010

Candy Ass

Someone who does nothing but play Candy Crush Saga all day.

If I get another invite from that candy ass Jason again, I will personally go to his house and stab him with a pixie stick!

by Tujiro October 16, 2013

Candy Hole

When the gut of a fat person increases the depth of their belly button.

Tyler put his finger in his girlfriend Mady's Candy Hole before he continued oral sex.

by Harold Fernandez January 16, 2009

Candy Apple Steamer

When your partner defecates in your mouth & they accidently (or intentionally) let loose a hemorrhoid blood pocket.

My lady can't get enough of those candy apple steamers!

by Jimmy C. May 10, 2005

Candy Bars

A Random Word You Say After You Just Ate A Bunch Of Shrooms And Weed

Candy Bars

-Super Toopers

by hiddengamer93 February 27, 2008

candy flippin

Candy flippin is fuckin shit up on Acid and extasy.

CK2k5, Squints and DJ Seiza took bars, X, and acid and we were definitely slow candy flippin. The next day, the CK2k5 revolution began. Remember kids...its a way of life

by Ck2k5 September 21, 2005

candy hype

The state of mind when have eaten too much candy.

a candy hype may cause to become
1) hyper
2) shakey
3) do random things you would never do otherwise

by Mychilli May 7, 2005