Callum

When questioned on the topic of football, becomes as useful as an underwater fire station (Nee-Naw)

Person A- "Callum, who won the 2007 Ballond'Or?"
Callum-"Pele",(says with chest, and fully believes he is 100% correct

by steve keyboard man August 2, 2023

callum carroll

a nonce who plays with 2 year old kids behind the kebab shop bins, he like to make girl noises and always eats the chicken nuggets from the dodgy kebab shop in totton

callum Carroll is a nonce

by louroo215 April 18, 2018

Callum Elphinstone

This person has the biggest cock anyone had ever seen

wow callum elphinstone has a massive cock

by anonymous January 24, 2022

Callum

Really weird guy. Not in the cutesy sense. Like in the accelerationist sense. Pretends to be left but has unconscious right-fascist sympathies. Hates stupid people on the internet whilst forgetting he is one of those stupid people. Talks too much

Might have a penis.

Callum is a good guy but sometimes I wish he would read more books and stopped being on the internet so much.

by KFC is Da bomb March 26, 2019

Callum

If you know a callum then you are a very lucky person. Callums tend to be very good at football, very caring and just great to be around.

Callum is the besto

by Callum finazzi January 13, 2020

Callum Allen

Callum allen is a guy who has a massive cock. He has the biggest cock there is. When your with him all you can think is God please make him fuck here right now

That's callum allen his cock is so big it's hanging out of his clothes

by Luke mattww October 21, 2021

Callum

MASSIV PENIS

Callum has yes very big

by BigDICKCallum March 29, 2023