Nicholas Cage

The best actor

“Hey who’s your favorite actor?”

“Nicholas Cage Duh!”

by Cicholas Nage May 15, 2022

Nicholas Cage

Nicholas Cage is the best actor ever

“Who’s the best actor again?”

“Nicholas Cage of course!”

by Cicholas Nage May 15, 2022

sanding the roll cage

Cupping your hand and making a jerking motion

Matt is over there sanding the roll cage

by Roachmill March 11, 2022

Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.

A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

by anonymous March 26, 2022

Nic Cage

God

“Hey do you know Nic Cage?”
“Yeah, I go to church every Sunday.”

by TheNicCage April 13, 2022

nicole cage

The most famous model, singer, stripper, and overall queen that celebrity culture has ever seen

Nicole Cage is such an iconic part of celebrity culture!

by MissNicoleCage November 12, 2020

Sperm Cage

When you seek out a man with the sole intent of getting impregnated. Especially so if the man is very successful, e.g. pro athlete, movie star, musician etc.

Man 1: Staci got on that first round draft pick without missing a beat!

Man 2: Staci got him in that Sperm Cage.

Man 1: Good thing he got that signing bonus.

by TheRuminator November 26, 2020