Second Belly Button Syndrome

the condition that occurs when a male enters frigid water and his member thusly contracts to the size of a belly button, either outie or innie (depending on wellness of his endowment), and causes the temporary formation of an apparent "second belly button" for the duration of his time in the water and a period of approximately five minutes after his recession to dry land.

"Yo bro I totes had Second Belly Button Syndrome when I had to bail on that sick whitewater run last winter. It was hella gnarly, yet def not tubular. Ok well maybe inwardly tubular a wee bit bro."

"That's sick nasty man. Don't fucking tell me that...."

by Dr. McNadsty October 21, 2010

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belly button

Someone between a tit and a twat

I wouldn't say he's that bad, but at the very least he's a belly button

by taxonomist October 31, 2009

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saved my buttons

Slang for saving and/or helping someone in a situation such as avoiding stalkers or carrying someone out of a burning building. Most commonly used as a term for those who manage to keep the buttons on a jacket from receiving much stress.

Dude 1: I'm gonna sit down
Dude 2: Unbutton your jacket! Keeping it buttoned and sitting down could strech them out!
Dude 1: thanks man! You saved my buttons!

by furbyarmy July 23, 2010

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dirt button

Although it is often used as a slang term referring to the anus, it also doubles as a powerful way to dub one's enemy.

"I say, our chum Wilford has been acting quite unchivalrously, wouldn't you agree, Constable?

Aye. One would say he's been quite the DIRT BUTTON as of late.
Yes. Quite."

by 1toast April 7, 2010

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