Paunch Burger

A fictitious fast food establishment that appears in NBC's: Parks and Rec. The restaurant is known for it's over-sized portions, beverages that are comically too large, and a diet water beverage with "only 60 calories" called Diet Water Zero Light.

"Don't go to Paunch Burger, their burgers are full of wasps!"
"Yeah, but they're real good!"

by InfiniteFeedback September 30, 2018

burger fucker

A person that is sexually attracted to burgers.

Anyone that goes to McDonald’s more than two times a week is definitely a burger fucker.

by ThePolishHammer February 3, 2018

Fur burger

A female homosapians genitalia

I can't wait to eat more of your fur burger!

by Fur burger May 21, 2015

tore a burger

When you are having anal sex (predominately applied to man-on-man intercourse) and the size of your penis causes the person's rectum to tear and start bleeding, like when the juices of a rarely cooked burger leaks out between two buns.

Paul: Hey Don, I heard you hooked up with Jake the other day. Y'all gonna see each other again?

Don: Nah, things got too hot and heavy and let's just say I tore a burger. Things got awkward, and now that kid ain't returning mah phone calls.

Paul: Damn brah. That's why you lube up son!

by AJKazooie August 25, 2019

Ercil burger

someone with a shit trim that looks like a burger and a neanderthal combined

"Yo, that guy is an ERCIL BURGER."
"BURGER"
"ERCIL BURGER"
"BEURGUER"

by jrrburger January 28, 2022

Panic Burger

When you are fearful of not being full after ordering a McDonalds meal and order a 'panic' burger, just in case.

Could also come in form of 6 chicken nuggets or mozzarella dippers.

I want an large Big Mac Meal and a panic burger... Just in case.

by YellowGnome November 18, 2016

Buncombe Burger

A delicacy in many western North Carolina schools. The dish consists of a room temperature slab of dry ground beef, a slice of unmelted American cheese, all stuffed between two fine cuts of crumbly whole wheat bread.

Mom: Hey honey, I’m sorry I forgot to pack your lunch today.

Me: It’s okay mom! I had a Buncombe burger! My friend even gave me his too after he took a bite and threw up in his mouth a little.

by RickyRockhard May 19, 2022